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road upon my roller skates

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sun don't stop to shine

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of all that trouble again

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at all the pretty ladies

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stop and smile back at me

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your bottom dollar

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someone who bothered me

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just keeping to myself

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pounders is my game

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don't annoy me or you'll be

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all that trouble again

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- Hi!
- Hi!

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- Where you headed?
- That a way.

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- Going south?
- Uh huh!

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Can you give me a ride?

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That's why I stopped.

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Be right back.

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I'll be waiting.

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with his voice

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someone who bothered us

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- Where?
- Yoohoo!

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Look!

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Ah!

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Son of a bitch.

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Hey, you got a minute?

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I gotta talk to you.

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I'm having a hell
of a tough road,

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everybody's driving me nuts.

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The same thing in the kitchen,

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at the movie house last night.

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I  but
every place I go,

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everybody is driving me nuts.

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Yeah, life is tough.

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Call this justice, huh?

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Poor guy like me
makes one mistake.

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It was an accident.

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And I get life.

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You know what happened, right?

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I was down by the
yard up on the green...

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I know what happened.

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Judge probably figured
you dropping the catapult

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on your mother in
law's head was wrong.

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So he had to get
formal about it.

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But I thought it was my wife!

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I said I was sorry afterward.

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She was too
squashed to hear you.

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Yeah, I guess you're right.

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Did I ever tell you
why I'm in here?

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See actually it was a prank
and I had a lousy lawyer...

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O'Riordan to
the warden's office.

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I think that's for you.

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Thanks.

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Nice talking to you.

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When you come back I'll
tell you why I'm in here.

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No, this is not
Caesar's Palace.

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This is state penitentiary,
that's what it is.

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What?

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Now look where am I gonna
find two single quiet rooms

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with a bath?

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No I don't give two
hoots what the governor

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of the state has to say, even
though they are nice guys.

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Look, the best I can do
is a double with no bath.

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Take it or leave it.

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That's what?

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Well look yes, it'll be
vacant this afternoon

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and you can have
it for a few days.

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I'm expecting a couple
of lifers in Saturday.

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I don't know where to put them.

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That's right.|

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Yeah.

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O'Riordan's here, sir.

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Yeah, alright, bring him
in, I'll only be a minute.

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Hi.

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Hello, yes, I can't help you.

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Look, well do the
best you can will you?

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Because this isn't the only
prison in the state, you know.

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How are you Doug?

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Sit down.

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No thanks.

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Tough life?

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Tough?

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Oh no, not for you.

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You're free, as of now.

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Free sir?

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There was two weeks...

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I got some newcomers
coming in, I need the room.

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I mean you been taking
up too much space.

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Plus the kitchen's
been working overtime

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since you been here.

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You almost cost the
state more money

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than the entire space program.

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That right?

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You deserve it.

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Believe me, for putting
up with old Tim.

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Yeah, poor old Tim.

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Still insisting he's innocent.

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Yeah, well it's a pity
that his mother in law

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insists on staying dead.

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Alright Doug.

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Now I want you to pack your bags

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and pass through
administration, see,

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and get your ass
outta here, okay?

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Thanks sir.

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Give 'em this form,
and it'll pass him

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right through administration.

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Yes sir.

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- Doug, been great.
- Thank you sir.

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You're welcome.

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I finished my
comic, you want it?

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It's Superman.

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Well, isn't this nice of
you, I haven't read this one.

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See ya.

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- Say Doug?
- Yes?

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If another yacht bothers
you while you're fishing,

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don't sink it.

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Not again, sir.

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Bastard, I'll fix you.

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Just wait and see.

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Gimme another.

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I'll be driving and them
bugs keep messing my screen.

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Chili and coffee.

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I've taken out some
heavies in my time,

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but husky Joe, he
was something else.

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Man, he was tough.

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How did it start?

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How'd you beat him?

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He said I couldn't unload
my truck 'cause I was late.

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He said them's the rules.

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I said I don't give a frog's
fanny about rules I said.

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I'm unloading my truck and
nobody's gonna stop me.

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I started to get out and
Husky, he tells me to split

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or he take my
backbone in a mincer.

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And before he finishes
talking I spin around,

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reach up and grab his
throat and drive his nose

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through his gray matter.

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I'd
like to have seen that.

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And two of his boys
arrived, Jack the Bear

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and Caterpillar Nick.

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Hey, I know them.

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Animals man, animals.

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They were all over
me, all over me.

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I shook 'em off, I reached
down, I grabbed my knife

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and I started cutting 'em up.

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Their old ladies, they're
wearing black now.

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Must've
been some fight.

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Here, choke on it.

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Hey.

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Gimme another one.

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Hey, give us
another beer, now.

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You can wait 'til I
finish cooking a hamburger.

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I said now, garbage mouth
can wait for his hamburger.

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What did you say?

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You talking to me?

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Yeah.

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What are you
crazy or something?

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You ever tried driving a truck

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with your arms in plaster?

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Hey, forget it.

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He didn't mean what he said.

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Now my buddy here will
apologize and that'll end it.

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Apologize nothin'!

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Who asked you anyway, heh?

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Hey listen butso,
want another hamburger

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you're gonna need your teeth
so just sit on your high chair

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and cool it!

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- Hey that's funny.
-

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Hey you guys,
just keep it quiet.

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I don't want no trouble
in this place or I'm...

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Now for some laughs.

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Sorry to disappoint you,

185
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but I'm gonna be the only
one laughing around here.

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Why aren't you laughing?

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Funny, eh?

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You're gonna
hit me right in the face,

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aren't you?|

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- Hey!
-

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Hey!

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Hey, you finished
them off in no time.

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You could say.

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Real thrash, huh?

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You could say that too.

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Hey, no way man, food's on me.

197
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Alright, never
refuse a free meal.

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Great rigs, aren't they?

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Yeah.

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Where you headed?

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South.

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How about a ride?

203
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Why not?

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Tough life spending
all day on wheels.

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Where you from?

206
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Manitoba.

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You wanna put your
legs up it's no problem.

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Thanks.

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- Where's the keys?
- Huh?

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In the ignition.

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Oh yeah.

212
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Rosco Frazer.

213
00:14:07,221 --> 00:14:09,458
Oh yeah, Doug O'Riordan.

214
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Okay Doug, let's hit the road.

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Here we go.

216
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Hello, operator.

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Gimme the fuzz, gimme the
flatfeet, gimme the cops.

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Gimme the police.

219
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Hey, come this way often?

220
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First time, I
usually hit the north.

221
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Can't say I'm crazy
about the view.

222
00:15:05,818 --> 00:15:08,655
Don't worry, up
the road, worse.

223
00:15:16,430 --> 00:15:20,166
Hey, something's happened,
turn on the radio.

224
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Intensive care.

225
00:15:23,837 --> 00:15:26,173
X-rays revealed multiple
fractures throughout the body.

226
00:15:26,173 --> 00:15:27,908
Doctors say the three
men will be hospitalized

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for at least 90 days.

228
00:15:30,177 --> 00:15:32,847
In the words of Dr. Forbes
of the orthopedic department,

229
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it would be a lot easier
to restore chopped liver

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to its original form.

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The owner, who was the first
to regain consciousness

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and call the police, said
the attackers numbered

233
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no more than two.

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00:15:42,824 --> 00:15:45,461
Doctors say the poor man is
still in a state of shock.

235
00:15:45,461 --> 00:15:47,796
Sheriff Cooley, the officer in
charge of the investigation,

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is convinced the gang
of truck hijackers

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consists of at least 10 men.

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He went on to say the
hunt for these criminals

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will go on until they are

240
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safely locked behind
bars for life.

241
00:15:58,441 --> 00:16:00,143
And now it's back to...

242
00:16:00,143 --> 00:16:03,113
What a messed up
world we live in.

243
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Cops.

244
00:16:17,295 --> 00:16:18,730
So, big deal.

245
00:16:18,730 --> 00:16:21,966
We've got nothing
to worry about.

246
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Yeah.

247
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The door.

248
00:16:55,436 --> 00:16:57,104
I'd say you were speeding.

249
00:16:57,104 --> 00:16:58,305
Speeding?

250
00:16:58,305 --> 00:16:59,906
What are you talking
about, officer?

251
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That leader was good on 50.

252
00:17:01,842 --> 00:17:03,278
Get outta here.

253
00:17:04,479 --> 00:17:06,648
Let me see your
driver's license.

254
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Your log book, your
cargo manifest.

255
00:17:09,517 --> 00:17:13,088
You know, where you're coming
from and where you're going.

256
00:17:13,088 --> 00:17:14,689
You want anything else?

257
00:17:14,689 --> 00:17:16,358
Not at the moment.

258
00:17:19,595 --> 00:17:20,797
What do you want?

259
00:17:20,797 --> 00:17:21,898
The papers.

260
00:17:21,898 --> 00:17:23,332
What papers?

261
00:17:23,332 --> 00:17:27,503
Log book, cargo manifest,
insurance, the papers.

262
00:17:29,572 --> 00:17:32,008
Why are you asking me?

263
00:17:32,008 --> 00:17:34,043
Why am I asking you?

264
00:17:34,043 --> 00:17:35,780
It's your truck, isn't it?

265
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Mine?

266
00:17:37,181 --> 00:17:38,348
Wait a minute.

267
00:17:39,784 --> 00:17:41,519
All I did was ask you for a ride

268
00:17:41,519 --> 00:17:43,053
and you said, "Why not?"

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- You said...
-

270
00:17:45,255 --> 00:17:48,859
Now you just come
out with your hands up.

271
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How you doing officer?

272
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Shut up!

273
00:17:54,566 --> 00:17:55,401
Get up!

274
00:17:56,535 --> 00:17:59,104
Get up and get
against the truck!

275
00:17:59,104 --> 00:18:00,872
Come on, get up there!

276
00:18:07,880 --> 00:18:08,715
Spread 'em!

277
00:18:09,949 --> 00:18:11,118
Hey, watch it.

278
00:18:11,118 --> 00:18:13,253
I just hitched a
ride with him, officer.

279
00:18:13,253 --> 00:18:14,887
By the way, thanks
a lot for nothing.

280
00:18:14,887 --> 00:18:16,156
Hey, what are you, deaf?

281
00:18:16,156 --> 00:18:17,357
I told you to shut up!

282
00:18:17,357 --> 00:18:19,026
I'm clean, officer.

283
00:18:19,026 --> 00:18:21,594
I'm just a roller bum.

284
00:18:21,594 --> 00:18:23,396
Yeah well your roller
bumming days are over buddy

285
00:18:23,396 --> 00:18:25,299
for about the next 15 years.

286
00:18:25,299 --> 00:18:26,400
15 years, are you...

287
00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:27,635
Get your hands up!

288
00:18:27,635 --> 00:18:29,070
Get your hands up.

289
00:18:29,070 --> 00:18:31,906
15 years if the
judge likes you.

290
00:18:33,274 --> 00:18:36,510
Now turn around and
keep your hands up.

291
00:18:38,747 --> 00:18:40,916
They led us a nice
little chase, eh Jim?

292
00:18:40,916 --> 00:18:42,952
We been after you
guys for months.

293
00:18:42,952 --> 00:18:43,953
Months?

294
00:18:43,953 --> 00:18:45,621
Get your hands up!

295
00:18:47,557 --> 00:18:50,292
There's been a
misunderstanding, officer.

296
00:18:50,292 --> 00:18:51,226
Ho ho ho.

297
00:18:53,395 --> 00:18:55,430
Is that what you call it?

298
00:18:55,430 --> 00:18:59,503
We call it truck
hijacking, aggression,

299
00:18:59,503 --> 00:19:03,607
willful damage to private
property, criminal association.

300
00:19:08,912 --> 00:19:11,147
Alright you guys, freeze!

301
00:19:12,316 --> 00:19:14,018
Or I'll blow you
to hell and back.

302
00:19:14,018 --> 00:19:15,520
Drop the hardware.

303
00:19:16,921 --> 00:19:20,992
And no turning around if
you know what's good for ya.

304
00:19:20,992 --> 00:19:22,827
Now put your hands up.

305
00:19:24,229 --> 00:19:25,063
Higher!

306
00:19:28,066 --> 00:19:29,635
You too, trash can!

307
00:19:34,941 --> 00:19:36,242
Wanna get us killed?

308
00:19:36,242 --> 00:19:38,244
Do what they say!

309
00:19:38,244 --> 00:19:39,078
Ah.

310
00:19:50,057 --> 00:19:53,894
Wilbur, I really think
we should be leaving.

311
00:19:54,995 --> 00:19:57,331
You're quite right, Alice.

312
00:20:00,601 --> 00:20:02,938
Okay you cops, in the truck.

313
00:20:02,938 --> 00:20:06,107
And you, ape, open the back.

314
00:20:06,107 --> 00:20:08,343
The man's talking to
you, you better do it.

315
00:20:08,343 --> 00:20:11,780
Start walking, and
keep facing the truck.

316
00:20:13,815 --> 00:20:17,987
Sorry fellas, this ain't a
crime bust, it's a cop bust.

317
00:20:24,494 --> 00:20:26,263
Okay coppers, get in.

318
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:32,169
Shut the door.

319
00:20:43,347 --> 00:20:46,717
What do you
think you're doing?

320
00:20:46,717 --> 00:20:47,718
No!

321
00:20:47,718 --> 00:20:49,320
No, no don't shoot!

322
00:20:50,422 --> 00:20:51,823
I don't wanna die!

323
00:20:58,898 --> 00:20:59,731
Die.

324
00:21:02,735 --> 00:21:05,004
My god, they shot him!

325
00:21:11,411 --> 00:21:12,813
What are you so worried about?

326
00:21:12,813 --> 00:21:14,280
As far as the cops
are concerned,

327
00:21:14,280 --> 00:21:17,884
we're just a couple of
missing dead bodies.

328
00:21:19,419 --> 00:21:20,954
You oughta kill that siren

329
00:21:20,954 --> 00:21:25,126
or they're gonna find one of
those missing dead bodies now.

330
00:21:26,728 --> 00:21:29,130
Any idea where to go?

331
00:21:29,130 --> 00:21:31,165
You go your way, I go mine.

332
00:21:31,165 --> 00:21:32,934
Oh, you're a loner.

333
00:21:34,702 --> 00:21:38,239
Can't stand the sight of
my own face in the mirror.

334
00:21:38,239 --> 00:21:40,409
Ah, I see what you mean.

335
00:21:43,246 --> 00:21:45,514
Where do you wanna go?

336
00:21:45,514 --> 00:21:47,383
The furthest
from you possible.

337
00:21:47,383 --> 00:21:48,651
Great.

338
00:21:48,651 --> 00:21:51,754
Hell of a place, I've
never been there.

339
00:21:51,754 --> 00:21:53,422
I'll go with ya.

340
00:21:53,422 --> 00:21:57,594
Sure you will, blue
eyes, over my dead body.

341
00:22:00,564 --> 00:22:02,866
Hey baby, what's the
first plane to Chattanooga?

342
00:22:02,866 --> 00:22:04,935
TWA, 504 in 50 minutes.

343
00:22:05,802 --> 00:22:07,637
Thanks blondie.

344
00:22:07,637 --> 00:22:09,139
Could you tell me the next
plane to Detroit, please?

345
00:22:09,139 --> 00:22:12,277
That would be Pan Am,
flight 116 at 12:35.

346
00:22:12,277 --> 00:22:13,278
Thank you.

347
00:22:14,579 --> 00:22:16,047
What's the first
plane outta here?

348
00:22:16,047 --> 00:22:19,885
That would be Eastern
Airlines to Miami in 10 minutes.

349
00:22:19,885 --> 00:22:21,619
But don't mention it!

350
00:22:22,888 --> 00:22:24,389
This
is the last call

351
00:22:24,389 --> 00:22:27,258
for Eastern Flight 405, now
boarding at gate 14 for Miami.

352
00:22:27,258 --> 00:22:29,896
Mr. Steinberg and Mason
are kindly requested

353
00:22:29,896 --> 00:22:32,264
to pick up the tickets
at the Eastern desk

354
00:22:32,264 --> 00:22:34,901
and proceed immediately
to departure gate 14.

355
00:22:34,901 --> 00:22:37,303
Mr. Steinberg and Mason,
please pick up your tickets

356
00:22:37,303 --> 00:22:40,873
at the Eastern desk
and proceed to gate 14.

357
00:22:43,610 --> 00:22:47,180
Excuse me, I'd
like a ticket to...

358
00:22:47,180 --> 00:22:49,683
I'd like a ticket
for Miami, please.

359
00:22:49,683 --> 00:22:52,386
I'm sorry sir, but the
Miami flight is fully booked.

360
00:22:52,386 --> 00:22:54,522
They just called us if
you could check it please.

361
00:22:54,522 --> 00:22:57,291
- Okay, oh yeah, Mr.
- Steinberg and Mason?

362
00:22:57,291 --> 00:22:59,460
Yes, I'm Steinberg
and this is Mr. Mason.

363
00:22:59,460 --> 00:23:00,895
Okay, here you
are, first class,

364
00:23:00,895 --> 00:23:02,831
but you better hurry before
you miss your flight.

365
00:23:02,831 --> 00:23:03,998
Thanks.

366
00:23:03,998 --> 00:23:05,234
Okay, you're welcome.

367
00:23:05,234 --> 00:23:07,636
Come on Perry, let's go.

368
00:23:07,636 --> 00:23:09,371
- Thanks.
- Thank you.

369
00:23:20,283 --> 00:23:21,717
Mr. Steinberg and Mason?

370
00:23:21,717 --> 00:23:22,685
- Yeah, that's us.
- Yeah.

371
00:23:22,685 --> 00:23:24,187
This way please.

372
00:23:38,870 --> 00:23:40,571
Fasten your belt please sir.

373
00:23:40,571 --> 00:23:41,472
Fastened.

374
00:23:42,574 --> 00:23:44,776
Hey, she means this one.

375
00:23:44,776 --> 00:23:46,143
Oh, right.

376
00:23:46,143 --> 00:23:47,912
His first flight.

377
00:23:47,912 --> 00:23:51,484
Well if you need
anything, just call.

378
00:23:51,484 --> 00:23:52,751
Did you get it?

379
00:23:52,751 --> 00:23:54,219
If you need anything,
just press this button

380
00:23:54,219 --> 00:23:55,988
and the stewardess
will come running.

381
00:23:55,988 --> 00:23:57,890
But if you have to throw up,

382
00:23:57,890 --> 00:24:00,058
you use this bag, alright?

383
00:24:02,861 --> 00:24:05,464
Come on, that's a doggie bag.

384
00:24:07,401 --> 00:24:11,638
Hey, they closed the
door, I feel cooped in.

385
00:24:11,638 --> 00:24:15,008
That's what they
usually close, the door.

386
00:24:15,008 --> 00:24:16,343
Before takeoff.

387
00:24:16,343 --> 00:24:17,177
Oh.

388
00:24:19,479 --> 00:24:23,218
Something tells me
it's been a bungle.

389
00:24:23,218 --> 00:24:24,852
Yeah, K1 is gonna be real mad.

390
00:24:24,852 --> 00:24:25,853
Yeah.

391
00:24:32,127 --> 00:24:33,128
What's happening?

392
00:24:33,128 --> 00:24:34,029
Beats me.

393
00:24:55,285 --> 00:24:57,688
Would you follow me please?

394
00:24:58,856 --> 00:25:01,158
That's it, the party's over.

395
00:25:01,158 --> 00:25:02,092
Guess so.

396
00:25:09,533 --> 00:25:10,367
Yeah.

397
00:25:17,175 --> 00:25:19,010
One minute more and
you woulda missed us.

398
00:25:19,010 --> 00:25:21,713
Well it wasn't my fault.

399
00:25:21,713 --> 00:25:24,616
My flight from
Washington was late.

400
00:25:29,655 --> 00:25:30,823
Anything else?

401
00:25:32,425 --> 00:25:35,861
Oh yeah, I almost
forgot, figures.

402
00:25:35,861 --> 00:25:39,432
Here's the key for the attache
case and for the cuffs.

403
00:25:39,432 --> 00:25:40,433
Okay.

404
00:25:40,433 --> 00:25:43,437
Good luck fellas, good luck.

405
00:25:43,437 --> 00:25:45,339
Oh, there is one thing.

406
00:25:45,339 --> 00:25:47,674
Can I ask you guys a favor?

407
00:25:47,674 --> 00:25:49,776
Please do not put in your report

408
00:25:49,776 --> 00:25:52,213
that I was late getting here.

409
00:25:53,948 --> 00:25:56,217
Okay, just this once.

410
00:25:56,217 --> 00:25:59,220
Okay, thanks a
lot, appreciate it.

411
00:26:35,693 --> 00:26:37,595
Are we gonna open it?

412
00:26:41,732 --> 00:26:42,567
Key.

413
00:27:16,403 --> 00:27:17,738
I don't like it.

414
00:27:18,939 --> 00:27:22,410
You saw his ID, the man
was a government agent.

415
00:27:22,410 --> 00:27:23,878
So what?

416
00:27:23,878 --> 00:27:27,448
We didn't steal the
case, he gave it to us.

417
00:27:28,683 --> 00:27:31,720
You're right, you're right!

418
00:27:31,720 --> 00:27:32,554
Ha!

419
00:27:34,623 --> 00:27:37,192
Hey, what do you got in mind?

420
00:27:38,461 --> 00:27:41,063
Disappear, enjoy my windfall.

421
00:27:42,932 --> 00:27:44,800
All my troubles
are over, friend.

422
00:27:44,800 --> 00:27:47,370
Uh uh, our troubles are over.

423
00:27:48,804 --> 00:27:52,642
Come on, let's go to the
john and split our windfall.

424
00:27:52,642 --> 00:27:53,644
Sit still.

425
00:27:56,580 --> 00:27:59,283
Look, are you coming
to the john or aren't ya!

426
00:28:00,417 --> 00:28:02,153
Sit down, in Miami.

427
00:28:05,522 --> 00:28:08,525
Then it's every
schmuck for himself.

428
00:28:23,942 --> 00:28:25,677
Sir, where's the toilet?

429
00:28:25,677 --> 00:28:29,215
The whole world
is a toilet, man.

430
00:28:29,215 --> 00:28:31,550
But I guess the one you
want is right over there.

431
00:28:31,550 --> 00:28:32,385
Thanks.

432
00:28:43,363 --> 00:28:46,266
You jerks grabbed the
wrong Mason and Steinberg.

433
00:28:46,266 --> 00:28:48,068
Of course they didn't
talk, because the real ones

434
00:28:48,068 --> 00:28:50,070
are right here in Miami.

435
00:28:50,070 --> 00:28:52,139
I can smell an agent a mile off.

436
00:28:52,139 --> 00:28:53,441
The airport's crawling
with government men

437
00:28:53,441 --> 00:28:54,909
waiting to meet them.

438
00:28:54,909 --> 00:28:57,011
Okay K1, right away.

439
00:28:57,011 --> 00:28:57,845
Yes.

440
00:29:05,621 --> 00:29:07,256
Oh sure,
there are no vacancies.

441
00:29:07,256 --> 00:29:09,191
Get outta here.

442
00:29:13,129 --> 00:29:14,496
You gonna take long, sir?

443
00:29:14,496 --> 00:29:15,832
Who knows?

444
00:29:15,832 --> 00:29:17,367
Can you hurry it up please?

445
00:29:17,367 --> 00:29:18,735
There are some things
in life that can't be hurried.

446
00:29:18,735 --> 00:29:20,170
Blue eyes.

447
00:29:20,170 --> 00:29:21,371
In the corner.

448
00:29:21,371 --> 00:29:22,205
In here?

449
00:29:24,441 --> 00:29:28,178
50/50 and every
man for himself.

450
00:29:32,984 --> 00:29:34,418
Shots!

451
00:29:44,462 --> 00:29:46,064
Don't move, don't anyone move!

452
00:29:46,064 --> 00:29:49,201
That's it men, get
over there, get 'em up!

453
00:29:49,201 --> 00:29:51,804
Get those men against the wall.

454
00:29:53,739 --> 00:29:55,741
Look under those stalls!

455
00:29:57,142 --> 00:29:59,645
Get your hands up and
keep your pants down.

456
00:29:59,645 --> 00:30:02,147
Freeze and don't shit!

457
00:30:02,147 --> 00:30:05,151
Hold it right where you are!

458
00:30:05,151 --> 00:30:06,553
Don't fool around, man.

459
00:30:07,754 --> 00:30:11,191
Find 'em, they gotta
be here somewhere!

460
00:30:12,292 --> 00:30:13,894
Who are they looking for?

461
00:30:13,894 --> 00:30:15,429
Dunno.

462
00:30:15,429 --> 00:30:16,963
Stay right where you are!

463
00:30:16,963 --> 00:30:18,632
Who fired those shots?

464
00:30:18,632 --> 00:30:21,203
Nobody fired any shots.

465
00:30:21,203 --> 00:30:23,137
Two boys threw some
firecrackers in that wastebasket

466
00:30:23,137 --> 00:30:24,639
then they ran out.

467
00:30:24,639 --> 00:30:25,773
Firecrackers?

468
00:30:25,773 --> 00:30:28,276
Yeah, I saw them do it.

469
00:30:28,276 --> 00:30:31,213
Okay, but nobody moves
until ballistics gets here.

470
00:30:31,213 --> 00:30:34,449
Look out chief,
behind the door!

471
00:30:34,449 --> 00:30:36,519
Okay Kojac, you got us.

472
00:30:36,519 --> 00:30:38,787
Just take it easy.

473
00:30:38,787 --> 00:30:42,125
How about letting us
go on a three way split?

474
00:30:42,125 --> 00:30:43,859
I know you won't believe this,

475
00:30:43,859 --> 00:30:47,496
but we got our hands on
the money by accident.

476
00:30:47,496 --> 00:30:49,465
I'll take that.

477
00:30:49,465 --> 00:30:51,067
Yeah, you know how it is.

478
00:30:51,067 --> 00:30:52,335
Oh yes, sure.

479
00:30:54,839 --> 00:30:55,840
It's true.

480
00:31:13,959 --> 00:31:16,795
Alright please
back, back, back.

481
00:31:42,756 --> 00:31:45,226
Sorry my men had to
be so rough on you.

482
00:31:45,226 --> 00:31:48,529
But we had to make it look good.

483
00:31:48,529 --> 00:31:51,099
The name's Scott, Jeremy Scott.

484
00:31:52,366 --> 00:31:53,634
Hi Jeremy.

485
00:31:53,634 --> 00:31:54,468
- Hi.
- Hi.

486
00:31:55,436 --> 00:31:56,870
Hi.

487
00:31:56,870 --> 00:31:58,107
My compliments.

488
00:31:58,107 --> 00:32:00,109
You acted your
parts brilliantly.

489
00:32:00,109 --> 00:32:01,510
When I heard those shots,

490
00:32:01,510 --> 00:32:04,313
for a second I thought
you guys had had it.

491
00:32:04,313 --> 00:32:06,615
Mistaking firecrackers
for bullets.

492
00:32:06,615 --> 00:32:07,449
Yeah.

493
00:32:09,919 --> 00:32:12,955
You know, posing as
cheap hoods was pure genius

494
00:32:12,955 --> 00:32:14,190
on your part.

495
00:32:14,190 --> 00:32:17,560
What else could we do,
advertise who we were?

496
00:32:17,560 --> 00:32:19,429
No, of course not.

497
00:32:19,429 --> 00:32:23,900
Well seeing as we are
who we are, this is mine.

498
00:32:23,900 --> 00:32:25,969
Yes, naturally, I mean.

499
00:32:28,271 --> 00:32:29,105
Hot, huh?

500
00:32:30,475 --> 00:32:31,643
You said it.

501
00:32:34,579 --> 00:32:36,914
I'd give an arm
to be like you guys.

502
00:32:36,914 --> 00:32:38,850
Was the training tough?

503
00:32:40,251 --> 00:32:41,519
Yeah.

504
00:32:41,519 --> 00:32:43,721
The chief can't
wait to meet you.

505
00:32:43,721 --> 00:32:46,559
I mean he's really excited.

506
00:32:46,559 --> 00:32:48,160
Chief?

507
00:32:48,160 --> 00:32:50,329
What's the chief like?

508
00:32:50,329 --> 00:32:52,030
We call him Tiger.

509
00:32:52,030 --> 00:32:53,999
He can be as sweet
as a pussycat,

510
00:32:53,999 --> 00:32:56,702
but if he catches you dipping
your whiskers in his milk,

511
00:32:56,702 --> 00:32:58,537
just go kill yourself.

512
00:33:00,506 --> 00:33:03,610
That reminds me, when
you write up your report,

513
00:33:03,610 --> 00:33:05,980
if you'd leave out
the firecracker bit,

514
00:33:05,980 --> 00:33:08,082
I'd really appreciate it.

515
00:33:11,085 --> 00:33:13,854
If you'll keep
your mouth shut.

516
00:33:15,089 --> 00:33:16,423
You heard him.

517
00:33:18,725 --> 00:33:20,295
Yeah, I understand
all about that,

518
00:33:20,295 --> 00:33:22,630
but what about Fidel Castro?

519
00:33:24,199 --> 00:33:26,034
Well he just woke
up at noon, sir.

520
00:33:26,034 --> 00:33:29,004
What kind of
revolutionary is he?

521
00:33:29,004 --> 00:33:31,206
He sleeps more
than Raquel Welch.

522
00:33:31,206 --> 00:33:33,174
He played
basketball last night,

523
00:33:33,174 --> 00:33:34,843
then enjoyed the
company of a woman until

524
00:33:34,843 --> 00:33:35,945
about six o'clock this morning.

525
00:33:35,945 --> 00:33:38,548
Well how is his health?

526
00:33:38,548 --> 00:33:40,416
The  satellite

527
00:33:40,416 --> 00:33:42,384
has just sent out
this information.

528
00:33:42,384 --> 00:33:43,319
So?

529
00:33:43,319 --> 00:33:45,354
Blood pressure 80 up to 130,

530
00:33:45,354 --> 00:33:48,324
heart beat 48 at
rest, 49 under stress.

531
00:33:48,324 --> 00:33:51,494
Muscle tone excellent, slept
well, regular digestion,

532
00:33:51,494 --> 00:33:54,298
defecates like a baby,
no sign of diarrhea

533
00:33:54,298 --> 00:33:56,166
or any other abnormalities.

534
00:33:56,166 --> 00:33:59,537
So the beard's
in good shape, huh?

535
00:33:59,537 --> 00:34:00,471
You said it, sir.

536
00:34:00,471 --> 00:34:01,272
Shit.

537
00:34:03,174 --> 00:34:04,708
Just a minute.

538
00:34:04,708 --> 00:34:05,543
Hello?

539
00:34:06,744 --> 00:34:09,080
Oh good, send them right in.

540
00:34:10,515 --> 00:34:12,117
I'll be right back.

541
00:34:13,918 --> 00:34:16,755
Agents Mason and
Steinberg, sir.

542
00:34:22,627 --> 00:34:25,031
Alright Scott, you can go now.

543
00:34:31,071 --> 00:34:33,039
They got our man
in Havana, sir.

544
00:34:33,039 --> 00:34:34,174
Too bad.

545
00:34:34,174 --> 00:34:35,842
He was a good agent.

546
00:34:39,980 --> 00:34:40,815
Well.

547
00:34:42,650 --> 00:34:44,619
Welcome to Miami, boys.

548
00:34:44,619 --> 00:34:45,820
Thanks, sir.

549
00:34:45,820 --> 00:34:47,121
Yeah.

550
00:34:47,121 --> 00:34:49,123
Kiss me, I'm black.

551
00:34:49,123 --> 00:34:52,359
Good disguise.

552
00:34:58,166 --> 00:35:01,103
Well, who would have
dreamed that underneath

553
00:35:01,103 --> 00:35:03,338
these filthy, stinking rags

554
00:35:04,540 --> 00:35:08,043
are hiding two of
our top agents?

555
00:35:08,043 --> 00:35:11,314
Two chosen from over
10,000 applicants.

556
00:35:12,348 --> 00:35:14,584
Well, we were just lucky.

557
00:35:15,952 --> 00:35:18,555
Let's hope it stays that way.

558
00:35:19,889 --> 00:35:23,893
You don't become
pilots, climbers, divers,

559
00:35:23,893 --> 00:35:28,765
marksmen, karate experts,
parachutists, saboteurs,

560
00:35:28,765 --> 00:35:33,071
knife throwers, experts in
code, radio transmitting,

561
00:35:33,071 --> 00:35:36,341
signals, camouflage,
medicine, chemicals

562
00:35:36,341 --> 00:35:37,842
just by pure luck!

563
00:35:39,110 --> 00:35:40,578
Hmm.

564
00:35:40,578 --> 00:35:44,615
And Agent Steinberg is
also a ventriloquist, sir.

565
00:35:45,584 --> 00:35:46,418
Really?

566
00:35:48,087 --> 00:35:50,723
And Mason's a great
dishwasher, sir.

567
00:35:50,723 --> 00:35:51,557
Eh.

568
00:35:53,325 --> 00:35:55,895
- Oh.
-

569
00:35:59,265 --> 00:36:01,100
They got our man
in Alaska, sir.

570
00:36:01,100 --> 00:36:02,502
- Too bad.
- Pity.

571
00:36:04,572 --> 00:36:08,509
You know, it amazes me
how a man of your size

572
00:36:09,810 --> 00:36:12,446
can scale vertical
walls and buildings.

573
00:36:12,446 --> 00:36:14,047
I just don't understand that.

574
00:36:14,047 --> 00:36:17,150
He's something
else, a real spider.

575
00:36:18,920 --> 00:36:19,754
No shit?

576
00:36:21,756 --> 00:36:22,757
No shit, sir.

577
00:36:23,992 --> 00:36:25,594
Alright, shall we go?

578
00:36:25,594 --> 00:36:26,428
Yeah.

579
00:36:30,164 --> 00:36:30,965
Sir look, they
got our man in Rome!

580
00:36:30,965 --> 00:36:32,234
Get outta here.

581
00:36:53,457 --> 00:36:55,526
We won't be needing
you today, lieutenant.

582
00:36:55,526 --> 00:36:58,129
Agent Mason will
pilot the chopper.

583
00:36:58,129 --> 00:36:58,963
Yes sir.

584
00:37:00,865 --> 00:37:03,100
I think I'll stay
here while you go up.

585
00:37:03,100 --> 00:37:04,268
I've got a couple of
things to check on...

586
00:37:04,268 --> 00:37:05,502
Don't worry, Steinberg.

587
00:37:05,502 --> 00:37:08,640
Anything you have to
do today can wait.

588
00:37:11,910 --> 00:37:13,912
Are you crazy or something?

589
00:37:13,912 --> 00:37:15,814
Hey you're not a pilot!

590
00:37:15,814 --> 00:37:17,115
Ah shut up, for
a million bucks

591
00:37:17,115 --> 00:37:19,351
I'll fly the space shuttle.

592
00:37:30,864 --> 00:37:33,032
Alright Mason, let's go.

593
00:37:41,942 --> 00:37:43,110
Oh god help!

594
00:38:04,733 --> 00:38:05,902
Pressure okay?

595
00:38:09,238 --> 00:38:10,472
The carburetor?

596
00:38:10,472 --> 00:38:11,740
Eh.

597
00:38:11,740 --> 00:38:15,178
Alright Mason, head
toward Miami Beach.

598
00:38:16,179 --> 00:38:17,014
Right.

599
00:38:22,619 --> 00:38:24,487
Switch off the radio Mason,

600
00:38:24,487 --> 00:38:27,257
we've got some long
ears around here.

601
00:38:27,257 --> 00:38:28,258
Hear that?

602
00:38:28,258 --> 00:38:30,094
Many long ears around here.

603
00:38:30,094 --> 00:38:30,929
Sure.

604
00:38:35,567 --> 00:38:37,335
See that down there?

605
00:38:37,335 --> 00:38:39,571
That's Miami Beach.

606
00:38:39,571 --> 00:38:41,139
All the tourists makes it easy

607
00:38:41,139 --> 00:38:42,574
for those bastards to mingle

608
00:38:42,574 --> 00:38:45,010
with all the honest
millionaires on vacation.

609
00:38:45,010 --> 00:38:47,347
Their plan is
mindboggling, boys.

610
00:38:47,347 --> 00:38:49,248
You have got to stop them.

611
00:38:49,248 --> 00:38:50,816
You can count on us.

612
00:38:50,816 --> 00:38:54,219
Yeah, oh yeah, take
a look down there.

613
00:38:54,219 --> 00:38:56,556
That's the best
hotel on the beach.

614
00:38:56,556 --> 00:38:59,425
There's a $2500 a day
suite booked in your name.

615
00:38:59,425 --> 00:39:01,462
You have the plans
for the building.

616
00:39:01,462 --> 00:39:04,298
I imagine that you've
already studied.

617
00:39:04,298 --> 00:39:08,001
We know that hotel
inside out, sir.

618
00:39:08,001 --> 00:39:09,336
Course you do.

619
00:39:11,705 --> 00:39:14,741
As you know, you'll be
disguised as rich Texans

620
00:39:14,741 --> 00:39:16,910
out for a good time.

621
00:39:16,910 --> 00:39:18,413
We'll manage, sir.

622
00:39:18,413 --> 00:39:19,982
Yeah.

623
00:39:19,982 --> 00:39:22,184
Ah, look, see that man
down there on the side

624
00:39:22,184 --> 00:39:24,752
with the ice cream cart?

625
00:39:24,752 --> 00:39:26,321
He's one of our agents.

626
00:39:26,321 --> 00:39:27,755
Got a brain like a computer,

627
00:39:27,755 --> 00:39:29,491
never misses a thing.

628
00:39:30,658 --> 00:39:34,030
You might not believe
this but he was my idea.

629
00:39:34,030 --> 00:39:35,631
Was, eh?

630
00:39:35,631 --> 00:39:39,669
Alright, let's get
this show on the road.

631
00:39:39,669 --> 00:39:40,503
Okay.

632
00:39:44,307 --> 00:39:46,610
Alright
Mason, you're first.

633
00:39:46,610 --> 00:39:47,911
Front.

634
00:39:48,745 --> 00:39:49,814
Left profile.

635
00:39:50,781 --> 00:39:51,616
Back.

636
00:39:53,383 --> 00:39:54,218
Arms out.

637
00:39:55,686 --> 00:39:56,854
Right profile.

638
00:39:58,589 --> 00:40:00,625
Alright you're finished.

639
00:40:00,625 --> 00:40:02,527
Okay Steinberg.

640
00:40:02,527 --> 00:40:04,161
Front.

641
00:40:04,161 --> 00:40:05,630
Left.

642
00:40:05,630 --> 00:40:06,465
Back.

643
00:40:07,766 --> 00:40:08,600
Arms out.

644
00:40:09,701 --> 00:40:11,403
Right profile.

645
00:40:11,403 --> 00:40:12,571
You're finished.

646
00:40:15,474 --> 00:40:16,308
Hiya Sam.

647
00:40:16,308 --> 00:40:17,243
Hi!

648
00:40:18,144 --> 00:40:20,212
Oh, these are the ones.

649
00:40:21,547 --> 00:40:22,915
Hi Sam.

650
00:40:22,915 --> 00:40:24,184
Hi.

651
00:40:24,184 --> 00:40:26,953
Now, in addition
to your usual talents

652
00:40:26,953 --> 00:40:31,424
I've asked Sam to prepare a
little something extra for you.

653
00:40:31,424 --> 00:40:33,393
Go ahead, Sam.

654
00:40:33,393 --> 00:40:37,697
These little babies contain
what we call Eros Plus,

655
00:40:37,697 --> 00:40:40,034
a love inducing drug.

656
00:40:40,034 --> 00:40:42,336
You know as well as
I how important it is

657
00:40:42,336 --> 00:40:46,640
in your profession to be on
good terms with the ladies.

658
00:40:46,640 --> 00:40:48,376
Short burst on the clothes

659
00:40:48,376 --> 00:40:51,012
and no woman will be
able to resist you.

660
00:40:51,012 --> 00:40:54,548
Thus turning herself into
a mine of information.

661
00:40:54,548 --> 00:40:55,618
And it works?

662
00:40:59,154 --> 00:41:01,156
Hey wait a minute,
I don't need that.

663
00:41:01,156 --> 00:41:02,157
Try him.

664
00:41:03,926 --> 00:41:05,260
Just a minute.

665
00:41:06,696 --> 00:41:07,930
Molly?

666
00:41:07,930 --> 00:41:09,465
Yes sir?

667
00:41:09,465 --> 00:41:10,600
Would
you come in please?

668
00:41:10,600 --> 00:41:11,435
Yes sir.

669
00:41:13,236 --> 00:41:14,070
Sam.

670
00:41:16,340 --> 00:41:18,642
Now this Molly that's coming in.

671
00:41:18,642 --> 00:41:21,177
She's been with us for 15 years.

672
00:41:21,177 --> 00:41:23,013
She's like a rock.

673
00:41:23,013 --> 00:41:25,749
She doesn't even know
what the word sex means!

674
00:41:25,749 --> 00:41:27,184
She's like a rock.

675
00:41:32,056 --> 00:41:32,890
Come in.

676
00:41:36,328 --> 00:41:37,995
Molly, I would like a list

677
00:41:37,995 --> 00:41:41,666
of all the personnel in
the operative section.

678
00:41:41,666 --> 00:41:43,970
I would like a list
of their duties,

679
00:41:43,970 --> 00:41:48,641
the color of their eyes,
the size of their clothes,

680
00:41:48,641 --> 00:41:52,811
whether they're right handed,
left handed, their shoe size.

681
00:41:57,650 --> 00:41:58,717
Molly, Molly!

682
00:41:59,987 --> 00:42:01,055
Hi.

683
00:42:01,055 --> 00:42:01,889
Hi.

684
00:42:04,591 --> 00:42:06,526
You can go now, Molly.

685
00:42:06,526 --> 00:42:08,195
Shut up.

686
00:42:08,195 --> 00:42:11,599
Oh, for god's sake
Mason, you tell her.

687
00:42:11,599 --> 00:42:13,000
You can go now.

688
00:42:14,001 --> 00:42:14,835
Yes.

689
00:42:16,471 --> 00:42:17,305
Thank you.

690
00:42:18,206 --> 00:42:20,241
Nice meeting you.

691
00:42:20,241 --> 00:42:21,242
- Bye.
- Bye.

692
00:42:24,613 --> 00:42:25,447
Bye bye.

693
00:42:32,722 --> 00:42:34,757
Well, what do you think, boys?

694
00:42:34,757 --> 00:42:36,426
Sam, you're a real genius.

695
00:42:37,727 --> 00:42:40,630
Oh, show 'em the
next thing, Sam.

696
00:42:46,636 --> 00:42:48,638
Now that's incredible.

697
00:42:49,773 --> 00:42:52,543
Tear it longitudinally
and it's just like

698
00:42:52,543 --> 00:42:55,313
any other roll of toilet paper.

699
00:42:55,313 --> 00:42:57,681
And in case of emergencies
it can even be employed

700
00:42:57,681 --> 00:43:00,084
in this more traditional use.

701
00:43:01,652 --> 00:43:02,954
But.

702
00:43:02,954 --> 00:43:04,622
- But?
- But?

703
00:43:07,026 --> 00:43:11,196
Used longitudinally, it
becomes highly resistant.

704
00:43:12,932 --> 00:43:17,536
Could pull a truck, support
the weight of a cable car.

705
00:43:17,536 --> 00:43:20,740
No more climbing
out of a window.

706
00:43:20,740 --> 00:43:22,976
Do you eat a
lot of brain food?

707
00:43:22,976 --> 00:43:24,410
That's not all!

708
00:43:24,410 --> 00:43:25,245
- No?
- No!

709
00:43:32,786 --> 00:43:34,287
Well, here we are.

710
00:43:35,288 --> 00:43:37,290
What do you think of that?

711
00:43:37,290 --> 00:43:40,728
Isn't she a sight for sore eyes?

712
00:43:40,728 --> 00:43:43,197
Come on, take a
look at this, look.

713
00:43:43,197 --> 00:43:45,199
What about that?

714
00:43:45,199 --> 00:43:50,104
Six horns, gold, beautiful,
beautiful, beautiful!

715
00:43:50,104 --> 00:43:51,439
Let me show you.

716
00:43:58,847 --> 00:44:02,385
Even the paint, even the
paint is bulletproof!

717
00:44:03,586 --> 00:44:04,820
Good work, Sam.

718
00:44:05,954 --> 00:44:08,191
In addition to
its usual functions,

719
00:44:08,191 --> 00:44:11,428
we've added a
self-destruct mechanism.

720
00:44:11,428 --> 00:44:14,331
Just push that red
button there and you have

721
00:44:14,331 --> 00:44:17,401
only five seconds to get away.

722
00:44:17,401 --> 00:44:19,469
No ejection seat?

723
00:44:19,469 --> 00:44:21,271
What's the top speed?

724
00:44:21,271 --> 00:44:23,340
Just under 200 miles an hour.

725
00:44:23,340 --> 00:44:25,675
That's all we need,
picked up for speeding.

726
00:44:25,675 --> 00:44:28,079
Well, you've
done it again Sam.

727
00:44:28,079 --> 00:44:32,250
Everything perfect down
to the last minute detail.

728
00:44:34,319 --> 00:44:36,421
What about the registration?

729
00:44:36,421 --> 00:44:37,956
What?

730
00:44:37,956 --> 00:44:40,692
The registration's expired.

731
00:44:40,692 --> 00:44:41,693
Expired?

732
00:44:41,693 --> 00:44:43,563
Yeah, look at it.

733
00:44:43,563 --> 00:44:44,496
Terrific.

734
00:44:46,098 --> 00:44:49,035
And you expect us to drive it?

735
00:44:49,035 --> 00:44:51,704
And what if a cop stops
us, what do we say?

736
00:44:51,704 --> 00:44:53,673
We're the CIA?

737
00:44:53,673 --> 00:44:55,174
And what about gas?

738
00:44:55,174 --> 00:44:59,613
Did you fill her up or do
we have to get out and push?

739
00:44:59,613 --> 00:45:01,081
Sam?

740
00:45:01,081 --> 00:45:04,385
I'm sorry, mistake
by one of the boys.

741
00:45:04,385 --> 00:45:06,920
Not my boys, not my boys!

742
00:45:06,920 --> 00:45:07,855
You fix it!

743
00:45:09,423 --> 00:45:10,824
- Sir, sir?
- Yes?

744
00:45:12,360 --> 00:45:13,927
Fix it.

745
00:45:13,927 --> 00:45:17,566
Your clothes are ready,
and here are the documents.

746
00:45:17,566 --> 00:45:19,068
Boys, look boys.

747
00:45:20,269 --> 00:45:22,571
When you write out your report,

748
00:45:22,571 --> 00:45:24,573
if you could just
sort of overlook

749
00:45:24,573 --> 00:45:28,743
the expired registration
I'd really appreciate it.

750
00:45:38,054 --> 00:45:40,991
Well if you keep
your mouth shut.

751
00:45:43,593 --> 00:45:45,528
- Okay.
- You've got it.

752
00:45:48,666 --> 00:45:50,501
That'll be all, Sam.

753
00:45:52,770 --> 00:45:55,439
Alright, your clothes are ready.

754
00:45:56,373 --> 00:45:57,675
Here are your cards.

755
00:45:57,675 --> 00:45:59,376
Unlimited credit cards.

756
00:45:59,376 --> 00:46:02,213
You have an American
Express card, Diner's Club,

757
00:46:02,213 --> 00:46:05,951
Carte Blanche,
Master Charge, Visa.

758
00:46:05,951 --> 00:46:09,422
You belong to the yacht
club, golf club, tennis club,

759
00:46:09,422 --> 00:46:13,025
country club, sex
club, Playboy club.

760
00:46:13,025 --> 00:46:16,562
Your license to
hunt, fish, and kill.

761
00:46:16,562 --> 00:46:18,264
Well I guess we've
got everything.

762
00:46:18,264 --> 00:46:21,034
Oh no, there's
one other thing.

763
00:46:22,202 --> 00:46:24,771
This one will make
your jaws drop.

764
00:46:33,080 --> 00:46:37,185
Alright, now boys a miracle
of modern technology.

765
00:46:39,854 --> 00:46:41,589
You ready gentlemen?

766
00:46:41,589 --> 00:46:42,423
Go.

767
00:46:43,891 --> 00:46:47,828
We're putting into your
teeth a micro capsule.

768
00:46:47,828 --> 00:46:51,366
With the aid of this capsule
and the Boyer satellite

769
00:46:51,366 --> 00:46:53,903
we will be able to
pinpoint your positions

770
00:46:53,903 --> 00:46:55,838
anywhere on the
face of this planet,

771
00:46:55,838 --> 00:46:57,907
down to about three feet.

772
00:47:05,682 --> 00:47:06,515
No shit.

773
00:47:07,383 --> 00:47:08,217
No shit!

774
00:47:09,085 --> 00:47:10,821
Isn't that fantastic?

775
00:47:12,590 --> 00:47:16,159
Yeah, are you sure
it won't fall out like

776
00:47:17,695 --> 00:47:19,563
you know if somebody hits me?

777
00:47:20,564 --> 00:47:22,099
Out of the question.

778
00:47:22,099 --> 00:47:23,934
They are wedged to your teeth

779
00:47:23,934 --> 00:47:26,037
and anchored to your jawbone.

780
00:47:26,037 --> 00:47:28,340
And that's not all,
if we try to remove it

781
00:47:28,340 --> 00:47:29,974
without first deactivating it,

782
00:47:29,974 --> 00:47:32,377
this whole building would
be just another address.

783
00:47:32,377 --> 00:47:36,080
- Boom, boom!
-

784
00:47:36,080 --> 00:47:37,249
Yeah, great.

785
00:47:55,168 --> 00:47:57,337
Do you realize
how lucky you are?

786
00:47:57,337 --> 00:48:01,508
You met me, your life
took on a new meaning.

787
00:48:01,508 --> 00:48:03,510
Will you listen to this guy?

788
00:48:03,510 --> 00:48:05,913
There I was, sitting and
eating a couple of burgers

789
00:48:05,913 --> 00:48:08,916
and I met a blue-eyed mug.

790
00:48:08,916 --> 00:48:11,719
Now I got a mini
atomic bomb in my mouth

791
00:48:11,719 --> 00:48:15,991
and a satellite who's raring
to tell the whole world

792
00:48:15,991 --> 00:48:18,661
when and where I go to the john,

793
00:48:19,594 --> 00:48:21,329
and you call that lucky?

794
00:48:21,329 --> 00:48:23,131
The satellite bugging you?

795
00:48:23,131 --> 00:48:24,667
Oh this fucking thing.

796
00:48:24,667 --> 00:48:27,870
And then of course there's a
video game, Tiger's office.

797
00:48:27,870 --> 00:48:28,837
The what?

798
00:48:28,837 --> 00:48:30,673
The world map on the wall.

799
00:48:30,673 --> 00:48:33,443
You saw the cute little
light that flashes,

800
00:48:33,443 --> 00:48:36,079
tells Tiger who's
finished his chips.

801
00:48:36,079 --> 00:48:37,581
You don't get any more.

802
00:48:37,581 --> 00:48:40,316
We've lost a couple of our
boys in Miami Beach, chief.

803
00:48:40,316 --> 00:48:41,184
Pity.

804
00:48:41,184 --> 00:48:42,619
Yeah.

805
00:48:42,619 --> 00:48:45,955
Really good, especially
the big one, me.

806
00:48:47,392 --> 00:48:49,327
What are you
complaining about?

807
00:48:49,327 --> 00:48:53,097
There is a million bucks in
that case plus credit cards.

808
00:48:53,097 --> 00:48:55,933
What's a few hassles
compared to that?

809
00:48:55,933 --> 00:48:57,402
Hassles he says.

810
00:48:57,402 --> 00:48:59,404
We're on the firing line,
don't you understand?

811
00:48:59,404 --> 00:49:02,673
You're a real
downer, aren't you?

812
00:49:02,673 --> 00:49:06,412
Maybe they won't kill
us, just maim us bad.

813
00:49:06,412 --> 00:49:07,946
Hey, that's better.

814
00:49:07,946 --> 00:49:11,683
Anyway, if you wanna split,
I'll take the money and run.

815
00:49:11,683 --> 00:49:13,419
Forget it.

816
00:49:13,419 --> 00:49:14,854
For a million dollars, I'll...

817
00:49:14,854 --> 00:49:16,288
Half a million.

818
00:49:17,824 --> 00:49:19,626
Half a million.

819
00:49:19,626 --> 00:49:21,628
For a half a million dollars

820
00:49:21,628 --> 00:49:24,397
I'd consider
wrestling a gorilla.

821
00:49:25,498 --> 00:49:27,234
Now you're talking.

822
00:49:28,669 --> 00:49:31,705
Let's just think of all
the fun we're gonna have.

823
00:49:31,705 --> 00:49:33,106
Hey, want some music?

824
00:49:33,106 --> 00:49:33,941
Sure.

825
00:49:57,232 --> 00:49:59,669
Ice cream one to igloo,
ice cream one to igloo,

826
00:49:59,669 --> 00:50:00,670
do you read me?

827
00:50:00,670 --> 00:50:02,338
Yes I do, go ahead.

828
00:50:02,338 --> 00:50:06,509
They've just arrived,
they're fantastic.

829
00:50:17,688 --> 00:50:20,524
Welcome to Miami
Beach, gentlemen.

830
00:50:20,524 --> 00:50:22,026
What's so funny?

831
00:50:39,712 --> 00:50:40,947
Take the horse to the stable

832
00:50:40,947 --> 00:50:42,949
and give her a good rub down.

833
00:50:42,949 --> 00:50:44,283
Yes sir.

834
00:50:44,283 --> 00:50:45,819
What about the cow?

835
00:50:45,819 --> 00:50:47,553
Her name's Calamity Jane.

836
00:50:47,553 --> 00:50:50,023
Find her a field,
milk her twice a day,

837
00:50:50,023 --> 00:50:53,727
keep her away from the bulls,
otherwise it'll be your butt.

838
00:50:53,727 --> 00:50:54,728
Got it?

839
00:50:54,728 --> 00:50:56,329
Yes sir, I think I have.

840
00:50:56,329 --> 00:50:57,431
Take it away.

841
00:51:01,936 --> 00:51:03,471
This way gentlemen.

842
00:51:04,705 --> 00:51:07,908
Easy son, I've shot
men for less than that.

843
00:51:07,908 --> 00:51:10,478
This watering hole's not bad.

844
00:51:11,779 --> 00:51:14,516
Nice heifers around here.

845
00:51:14,516 --> 00:51:16,685
Ain't much grass though.

846
00:51:18,420 --> 00:51:21,089
Yep, this is my kind of place.

847
00:51:27,263 --> 00:51:31,134
I'll be with you
in just a moment sir.

848
00:51:31,134 --> 00:51:33,436
What's everybody around
here so happy about?

849
00:51:33,436 --> 00:51:36,306
No trouble at all, we'll be
delighted to see you again.

850
00:51:36,306 --> 00:51:38,475
Oh no, we'll be happy to...

851
00:51:40,143 --> 00:51:42,612
Now then, may I help you?

852
00:51:42,612 --> 00:51:46,250
We have a reservation for
your 2500 buck penthouse.

853
00:51:46,250 --> 00:51:48,186
Just a moment please.

854
00:51:52,456 --> 00:51:54,192
Oh yes, yes, that's mister...

855
00:51:54,192 --> 00:51:56,127
Yep, that's us.

856
00:51:56,127 --> 00:51:58,697
- Yes.
-

857
00:51:58,697 --> 00:51:59,530
Leonard.

858
00:52:03,736 --> 00:52:05,170
Yes sir?

859
00:52:05,170 --> 00:52:05,971
Leonard, will you
accompany these gentlemen

860
00:52:05,971 --> 00:52:06,839
to the royal suite?

861
00:52:06,839 --> 00:52:08,140
- Oh yes sir!
-

862
00:52:08,140 --> 00:52:10,643
I'll carry the saddle.

863
00:52:10,643 --> 00:52:12,478
Would you follow me?

864
00:52:20,253 --> 00:52:21,455
This is state, move out.

865
00:52:21,455 --> 00:52:22,789
Push, Leonard!

866
00:52:32,599 --> 00:52:35,570
Yes sir, sir, they're here.

867
00:52:35,570 --> 00:52:37,872
They're dressed as
two rich Texans.

868
00:52:37,872 --> 00:52:40,074
Very elegant, sir.

869
00:52:40,074 --> 00:52:40,908
Yes sir.

870
00:52:42,009 --> 00:52:44,412
This is the
bathroom, gentlemen.

871
00:52:44,412 --> 00:52:46,748
Now that's a great toilet.

872
00:52:51,053 --> 00:52:52,655
Strange outhouse.

873
00:52:54,657 --> 00:52:57,826
Rich people do it together,
didn't you know that?

874
00:52:57,826 --> 00:52:58,661
No.

875
00:53:01,497 --> 00:53:04,834
Hey, get that toilet
paper out of there.

876
00:53:06,035 --> 00:53:07,303
- The toilet paper, sir?
- Yeah.

877
00:53:07,303 --> 00:53:10,407
We travel with our
own toilet paper.

878
00:53:10,407 --> 00:53:11,408
If that's what you want.

879
00:53:11,408 --> 00:53:13,243
That's what we want.

880
00:53:32,698 --> 00:53:35,667
If there's nothing else
sir, I'll be leaving?

881
00:53:35,667 --> 00:53:37,569
Good thinking, Lenny.

882
00:53:39,305 --> 00:53:40,907
Thank you, sir.

883
00:53:40,907 --> 00:53:42,475
My pleasure, son.

884
00:53:44,010 --> 00:53:45,778
Hey, it's all ours.

885
00:53:45,778 --> 00:53:47,380
I wonder if they
packed our socks.

886
00:53:47,380 --> 00:53:48,215
Funny.

887
00:53:49,382 --> 00:53:51,784
- Hey, I'll get it.
- You get it.

888
00:53:54,454 --> 00:53:55,755
What do you want?

889
00:53:55,755 --> 00:53:56,824
Oh, hi chief.

890
00:53:57,991 --> 00:53:59,227
It's Tiger.

891
00:53:59,227 --> 00:54:00,128
Yeah, sure.

892
00:54:01,962 --> 00:54:03,797
No, no trouble at all.

893
00:54:06,500 --> 00:54:07,768
Yeah, I'm sure.

894
00:54:10,071 --> 00:54:11,739
Great piece of work.

895
00:54:11,739 --> 00:54:12,975
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

896
00:54:14,810 --> 00:54:18,981
As soon as we make contact
we move into action, right.

897
00:54:20,149 --> 00:54:23,485
Don't worry, we're
gonna hit 'em hard.

898
00:54:23,485 --> 00:54:24,920
Yeah, okay, okay.

899
00:54:27,790 --> 00:54:28,858
Thanks chief.

900
00:54:31,662 --> 00:54:33,096
They've gotta be hit.

901
00:54:44,641 --> 00:54:46,411
Jump, jump!

902
00:54:57,922 --> 00:54:59,391
Hi, how's the water?

903
00:54:59,391 --> 00:55:01,193
Come on in!

904
00:55:01,193 --> 00:55:02,528
Don't go away.

905
00:55:17,310 --> 00:55:18,645
Excuse me, miss?

906
00:55:25,452 --> 00:55:28,188
What can I do for you?

907
00:55:28,188 --> 00:55:30,357
What can you do for me?

908
00:55:30,357 --> 00:55:31,792
A whole lot.

909
00:55:31,792 --> 00:55:33,894
How about a Venus Milk?

910
00:55:35,063 --> 00:55:37,733
Sounds like you
can't beat that.

911
00:55:37,733 --> 00:55:40,736
Maybe you can with
the bite of a tiger.

912
00:55:40,736 --> 00:55:44,906
Uh, yeah, well just give
me a Shirley Temple for now.

913
00:55:48,309 --> 00:55:49,811
With a cherry?

914
00:55:49,811 --> 00:55:52,949
Sure, and maybe we could
exchange bites tonight.

915
00:55:52,949 --> 00:55:55,351
Oh, I have a hard
time convincing my folks

916
00:55:55,351 --> 00:55:57,420
to let me out nights.

917
00:55:57,420 --> 00:56:01,023
Gee, that's too bad
'cause I'm not allowed

918
00:56:02,359 --> 00:56:03,860
to nibble on duty.

919
00:56:05,962 --> 00:56:07,898
You a police officer?

920
00:56:09,300 --> 00:56:13,271
Sort of, I'm a secret agent,
if you can keep a secret.

921
00:56:15,038 --> 00:56:16,374
Oh sure.

922
00:56:16,374 --> 00:56:17,441
You on vacation?

923
00:56:17,441 --> 00:56:19,009
Vacation?

924
00:56:19,009 --> 00:56:22,813
Does James Bond ever
take a vacation?

925
00:56:22,813 --> 00:56:23,882
Neither do I.

926
00:56:26,185 --> 00:56:27,686
I hope you like it.

927
00:56:27,686 --> 00:56:28,620
Mm, good.

928
00:56:30,655 --> 00:56:31,823
Hey miss,

929
00:56:31,823 --> 00:56:33,358
could we have some
drinks over here please?

930
00:56:33,358 --> 00:56:36,128
I'll be all yours
in just a second sir.

931
00:56:36,128 --> 00:56:37,462
I won't be long.

932
00:56:38,463 --> 00:56:40,901
Eat the cherry, it's a blast.

933
00:56:40,901 --> 00:56:42,235
A blast, yeah.

934
00:57:02,356 --> 00:57:03,190
Hey!

935
00:57:04,692 --> 00:57:07,028
That could have hurt!

936
00:57:23,679 --> 00:57:24,780
Go!

937
00:57:33,357 --> 00:57:34,824
Police, hey!

938
00:57:34,824 --> 00:57:36,059
What do you want?

939
00:57:36,059 --> 00:57:37,961
Your jet ski, thanks.

940
01:00:06,354 --> 01:00:07,355
Yeah?

941
01:00:07,355 --> 01:00:10,792
Your hamburgers, sir.

942
01:00:10,792 --> 01:00:11,793
It's open.

943
01:00:27,177 --> 01:00:29,446
All this for a half
a dozen burgers, huh?

944
01:00:29,446 --> 01:00:31,715
Our hamburgers are
very special, sir.

945
01:00:31,715 --> 01:00:33,583
Good, start serving.

946
01:00:33,583 --> 01:00:35,285
Here we have fresh onions.

947
01:00:40,958 --> 01:00:42,993
And here is the lettuce.

948
01:00:49,568 --> 01:00:51,536
Here we have the tomato.

949
01:01:02,415 --> 01:01:04,149
And I sir am the bun.

950
01:01:16,830 --> 01:01:19,366
So what am I,
the chopped beef?

951
01:01:19,366 --> 01:01:20,634
Exactly, sir.

952
01:01:37,785 --> 01:01:40,355
They're coming in the window!

953
01:01:51,868 --> 01:01:52,969
The stairs!

954
01:01:54,170 --> 01:01:56,505
Oh, take your
time, move, move.

955
01:01:56,505 --> 01:01:57,907
I ask you for half an onion.

956
01:01:57,907 --> 01:02:01,010
You smart you, out
you go, sacre bleu.

957
01:02:06,451 --> 01:02:08,453
Who's the boss around here?

958
01:02:08,453 --> 01:02:11,155
C'est moi monsieur,
I am the chef.

959
01:02:19,330 --> 01:02:20,331
What do I to do
with this joint

960
01:02:20,331 --> 01:02:22,901
to get half a dozen hamburgers?

961
01:02:22,901 --> 01:02:24,069
Hamburger?

962
01:02:29,441 --> 01:02:31,443
I'll take care of him.

963
01:02:33,579 --> 01:02:36,148
Come on, forget the whole
thing, let's be friends.

964
01:02:36,148 --> 01:02:37,617
Why not?

965
01:02:42,355 --> 01:02:44,491
Hello hello,
security, yeah, yeah.

966
01:02:44,491 --> 01:02:46,326
Get the police in right away.

967
01:02:46,326 --> 01:02:49,496
What do you mean
they're out to lunch?

968
01:02:50,663 --> 01:02:51,498
Ow!

969
01:02:52,432 --> 01:02:54,702
Oh, hey, let me see that.

970
01:03:24,166 --> 01:03:26,269
Okay, okay, I get it now.

971
01:03:28,271 --> 01:03:31,808
Hey, watch out, you
coulda choked yourself.

972
01:03:35,211 --> 01:03:37,648
Did they come
back from lunch yet?

973
01:03:37,648 --> 01:03:40,284
Well send them down,
they're killing each other.

974
01:04:05,378 --> 01:04:07,113
Let's go, let's go!

975
01:04:24,531 --> 01:04:26,200
Thanksgiving, aha!

976
01:04:47,524 --> 01:04:50,126
- Listen, you know that...
- Shh.

977
01:05:06,710 --> 01:05:08,479
What the hell do you want?

978
01:05:08,479 --> 01:05:10,614
While you were
polishing off that eagle,

979
01:05:10,614 --> 01:05:12,683
I was fighting off
a Shirley Temple.

980
01:05:12,683 --> 01:05:14,485
What you got against
Shirley Temple?

981
01:05:14,485 --> 01:05:18,156
Nothing, but the cherry
went off like an atomic bomb.

982
01:05:18,156 --> 01:05:19,157
The cherry?

983
01:05:19,157 --> 01:05:20,492
Right.

984
01:05:20,492 --> 01:05:21,760
And Shirley?

985
01:05:21,760 --> 01:05:24,129
The girl, she took
off on a parachute,

986
01:05:24,129 --> 01:05:26,098
but I chased her on a
scooter and sank her

987
01:05:26,098 --> 01:05:27,933
and then I picked her up.

988
01:05:29,601 --> 01:05:31,671
You're such a nice guy.

989
01:05:32,838 --> 01:05:34,874
After all that I guess
you got an explanation.

990
01:05:34,874 --> 01:05:36,342
You bet.

991
01:05:36,342 --> 01:05:38,511
I asked her for the name
of the cherry dealer.

992
01:05:38,511 --> 01:05:39,746
That's real CIA.

993
01:05:39,746 --> 01:05:41,715
She said she
didn't know anything.

994
01:05:41,715 --> 01:05:42,983
Did you torture her?

995
01:05:42,983 --> 01:05:46,219
Yeah but I got her
to talk in the end.

996
01:05:46,219 --> 01:05:49,723
She said a couple of Chinese
promised her 10 C notes

997
01:05:49,723 --> 01:05:52,092
if she messed up all our guts.

998
01:05:52,092 --> 01:05:54,261
And 10 slugs if she failed.

999
01:05:54,261 --> 01:05:56,297
- Chinese again.
- Again?

1000
01:05:56,297 --> 01:05:57,999
What do you mean?

1001
01:05:57,999 --> 01:06:00,468
While you were
cracking your cherry,

1002
01:06:00,468 --> 01:06:04,672
four Chinese gentlemen
wanted to chop me up

1003
01:06:04,672 --> 01:06:06,173
into chopped beef.

1004
01:06:08,576 --> 01:06:11,614
I wonder where they come from.

1005
01:06:11,614 --> 01:06:13,048
The Seaquarium.

1006
01:06:14,217 --> 01:06:15,718
The Seaquarium?

1007
01:06:15,718 --> 01:06:18,554
Yeah, it's gotta be the place.

1008
01:06:18,554 --> 01:06:21,124
That's where the girl was
supposed to pick up her money.

1009
01:06:21,124 --> 01:06:22,558
So what else
did you find out?

1010
01:06:22,558 --> 01:06:24,827
Well, she started to cry.

1011
01:06:26,430 --> 01:06:28,198
Oh, tears eh?

1012
01:06:28,198 --> 01:06:30,167
Well guess who had
to comfort her?

1013
01:06:30,167 --> 01:06:32,236
Well you know how it is.

1014
01:06:34,071 --> 01:06:38,776
Listen, if we don't find
out fast who wants us dead,

1015
01:06:38,776 --> 01:06:41,847
that's what we'll
end up being, dead.

1016
01:06:41,847 --> 01:06:45,083
Those two bastards are
more dangerous than I thought.

1017
01:06:45,083 --> 01:06:47,585
They've gotta be hit and fast.

1018
01:06:57,964 --> 01:07:01,901
Hot Dog calling Cobra,
Hot Dog calling Cobra.

1019
01:07:01,901 --> 01:07:03,536
This is Cobra, this is Cobra.

1020
01:07:03,536 --> 01:07:05,304
Follow them and
exterminate before they reach

1021
01:07:05,304 --> 01:07:06,305
the Seaquarium.

1022
01:07:06,305 --> 01:07:08,908
Hey let's go, they're coming.

1023
01:07:28,496 --> 01:07:30,699
Remember, our
orders are to kill.

1024
01:07:30,699 --> 01:07:31,533
Okay.

1025
01:07:32,667 --> 01:07:34,569
As soon as they turn
off, we blast 'em.

1026
01:07:34,569 --> 01:07:35,404
Okay.

1027
01:07:36,271 --> 01:07:37,272
Get ready.

1028
01:07:37,272 --> 01:07:38,107
Okay.

1029
01:07:41,476 --> 01:07:43,478
Hey, car following us.

1030
01:07:45,280 --> 01:07:48,484
Relax, there's always
a car following you.

1031
01:07:48,484 --> 01:07:51,321
Look, we're following them.

1032
01:07:51,321 --> 01:07:52,756
Besides our ice cream
man would have warned us

1033
01:07:52,756 --> 01:07:55,025
if something was fishy.

1034
01:07:55,025 --> 01:07:57,694
He's a real agent, not like you.

1035
01:07:58,762 --> 01:08:00,630
Hey, where's the money?

1036
01:08:00,630 --> 01:08:02,900
Relax, it's in a safe place.

1037
01:08:02,900 --> 01:08:03,901
Where?

1038
01:08:03,901 --> 01:08:04,736
Here.

1039
01:08:12,510 --> 01:08:14,278
How about some music?

1040
01:08:34,467 --> 01:08:35,469
Holy shit!

1041
01:08:48,248 --> 01:08:49,816
I wish we could
afford a car like that.

1042
01:08:49,816 --> 01:08:51,051
Yeah, me too.

1043
01:08:54,956 --> 01:08:55,890
Now what?

1044
01:08:57,092 --> 01:08:59,227
Don't sweat it.

1045
01:08:59,227 --> 01:09:01,662
It's gonna be a piece of cake.

1046
01:09:02,530 --> 01:09:04,565
Let's keep our eyes open.

1047
01:09:04,565 --> 01:09:07,102
These guys aren't
playing for nickels.

1048
01:09:07,102 --> 01:09:08,871
We've got the upper hand.

1049
01:09:08,871 --> 01:09:11,140
They don't know we're here.

1050
01:09:12,341 --> 01:09:13,275
Your
attention please.

1051
01:09:13,275 --> 01:09:14,944
Mr. Mason and Mr. Steinberg

1052
01:09:14,944 --> 01:09:16,913
to the information
office please.

1053
01:09:16,913 --> 01:09:18,514
You are wanted on the telephone.

1054
01:09:18,514 --> 01:09:20,082
Mr. Mason and Mr. Steinberg

1055
01:09:20,082 --> 01:09:21,117
to the information
office please.

1056
01:09:21,117 --> 01:09:22,118
Who could that be?

1057
01:09:22,118 --> 01:09:24,722
Our peeping tom in the sky.

1058
01:09:24,722 --> 01:09:26,690
Oh yeah, you're right.

1059
01:09:26,690 --> 01:09:28,692
Okay, I'll go see
what the old man wants.

1060
01:09:28,692 --> 01:09:30,494
You hold the fort out here.

1061
01:09:30,494 --> 01:09:31,328
Okay.

1062
01:09:32,463 --> 01:09:35,566
Don't get in the habit
of giving orders.

1063
01:09:36,767 --> 01:09:38,736
Mommy, I want a soda.

1064
01:09:38,736 --> 01:09:40,672
Alright dear, now
we'll go get a drink.

1065
01:09:40,672 --> 01:09:42,173
Popcorn, medium.

1066
01:09:46,745 --> 01:09:50,249
Hey mister, I'm looking
for a Chinese guy.

1067
01:09:52,917 --> 01:09:57,390
Yeah well he might be
right down in the bottom.

1068
01:09:57,390 --> 01:09:58,391
Smart ass.

1069
01:10:26,387 --> 01:10:29,123
You see Mason, the
most successful tricks

1070
01:10:29,123 --> 01:10:31,293
are the easiest ones,
it's that simple.

1071
01:10:31,293 --> 01:10:32,961
Where's Steinberg?

1072
01:10:32,961 --> 01:10:36,932
Yeah, I was just about to
ask you the same question.

1073
01:10:36,932 --> 01:10:40,536
Talk, Mason, or we'll rip
your teeth out one by one.

1074
01:10:41,804 --> 01:10:43,839
Except for one,
'cause it's a bomb.

1075
01:10:43,839 --> 01:10:46,810
Playing for time will
get you nowhere, Mr. Mason.

1076
01:10:46,810 --> 01:10:49,946
Now listen, Wonder Woman,
you've got the wrong man.

1077
01:10:49,946 --> 01:10:52,315
I don't know who you
are or what you want.

1078
01:10:52,315 --> 01:10:54,250
Don't mess with us, Mason.

1079
01:10:54,250 --> 01:10:56,219
We know everything about you.

1080
01:10:56,219 --> 01:10:57,921
We've kept our eyes on you

1081
01:10:57,921 --> 01:11:00,089
ever since you boarded
the plane for Miami.

1082
01:11:00,089 --> 01:11:01,791
Oh, surprised, huh?

1083
01:11:03,994 --> 01:11:06,096
For the last time,
Mason, where's Steinberg?

1084
01:11:11,035 --> 01:11:12,703
Is this the
information office?

1085
01:11:12,703 --> 01:11:15,206
Yes it is, how can I help you?

1086
01:11:15,206 --> 01:11:18,043
Well I'm looking
for my friend.

1087
01:11:18,043 --> 01:11:20,312
He came to answer the phone.

1088
01:11:20,312 --> 01:11:21,513
Mr. Mason?

1089
01:11:21,513 --> 01:11:22,848
Yeah, that's him.

1090
01:11:22,848 --> 01:11:24,116
Yes, he's here, come on in.

1091
01:11:24,116 --> 01:11:25,484
Are you sure it's no trouble?

1092
01:11:25,484 --> 01:11:26,485
Sure I'm sure.

1093
01:11:26,485 --> 01:11:27,486
Can you make it though?

1094
01:11:27,486 --> 01:11:28,820
You bet I can.

1095
01:11:31,390 --> 01:11:32,992
How nice of you to
drop in, sit down.

1096
01:11:32,992 --> 01:11:34,226
How do you like that?

1097
01:11:34,226 --> 01:11:36,964
I've been waiting
for you outside.

1098
01:11:36,964 --> 01:11:40,467
I bet he's been driving
you nuts with all his talk.

1099
01:11:40,467 --> 01:11:42,970
Once he starts, forget it.

1100
01:11:42,970 --> 01:11:44,838
Yes, such a happy fellow.

1101
01:11:48,642 --> 01:11:49,476
What?

1102
01:11:59,654 --> 01:12:01,656
This is some kind
of a joke, huh?

1103
01:12:01,656 --> 01:12:05,494
Oh it's no joke, put
your hands up, please.

1104
01:12:05,494 --> 01:12:08,030
You did well to
avoid our hit men,

1105
01:12:08,030 --> 01:12:11,066
but now it's all over for you.

1106
01:12:11,066 --> 01:12:12,835
K1 is gonna be proud of us,

1107
01:12:12,835 --> 01:12:15,305
there's no stopping him now.

1108
01:12:15,305 --> 01:12:19,475
Charlie Chan, tell the
driver we can leave, would ya?

1109
01:12:20,643 --> 01:12:21,577
Move out.

1110
01:12:28,619 --> 01:12:30,221
What's happening?

1111
01:12:42,835 --> 01:12:44,870
Well, are you
coming or staying?

1112
01:12:44,870 --> 01:12:46,038
- Watch your back.
- Come on.

1113
01:12:46,038 --> 01:12:47,305
Ow!

1114
01:12:47,305 --> 01:12:49,975
Wonder Woman'll
get you for that.

1115
01:12:49,975 --> 01:12:51,676
After them!

1116
01:12:51,676 --> 01:12:55,413
No, not with
your guns, you fools!

1117
01:13:03,356 --> 01:13:05,592
Uh oh, who are they?

1118
01:13:07,093 --> 01:13:07,927
Trouble.

1119
01:13:55,045 --> 01:13:57,881
Doug, Doug, Doug,
you got visitors!

1120
01:13:57,881 --> 01:13:59,950
Oh I love company.

1121
01:15:12,528 --> 01:15:14,463
Come on, come on.

1122
01:15:14,463 --> 01:15:16,532
You come up, I'm tired.

1123
01:15:31,081 --> 01:15:35,319
Urgent, all police report
to the killer whale stadium.

1124
01:15:38,589 --> 01:15:40,626
Calling all police,
calling all police

1125
01:15:40,626 --> 01:15:42,961
to the killer whale stadium.

1126
01:15:50,201 --> 01:15:52,504
- What a way to go!
-

1127
01:15:52,504 --> 01:15:53,839
Calling all police,
calling all police

1128
01:15:53,839 --> 01:15:55,207
to the killer whale stadium.

1129
01:16:04,584 --> 01:16:06,653
Bills, bills, more bills.

1130
01:16:08,255 --> 01:16:12,226
What do you expect
to find, K1's address?

1131
01:16:12,226 --> 01:16:16,764
Hey, crime doesn't pay,
but it sure feeds you.

1132
01:16:16,764 --> 01:16:19,300
- Great gun.
- Listen to this.

1133
01:16:19,300 --> 01:16:23,604
300 hot dogs, 300
hamburgers, 600 sandwiches,

1134
01:16:23,604 --> 01:16:27,776
15 pounds of onions, five of
ketchup and five of mustard.

1135
01:16:29,278 --> 01:16:30,379
No pickles?

1136
01:16:35,584 --> 01:16:36,651
Hello?

1137
01:16:36,651 --> 01:16:38,721
This is Hot Dog.

1138
01:16:38,721 --> 01:16:39,554
Hold on.

1139
01:16:40,690 --> 01:16:42,291
It's Hot Dog.

1140
01:16:42,291 --> 01:16:43,292
Go ahead.

1141
01:16:43,292 --> 01:16:44,294
Did you get 'em?

1142
01:16:44,294 --> 01:16:45,796
Of course we got them.

1143
01:16:45,796 --> 01:16:47,230
In that case
I'm asking for permission

1144
01:16:47,230 --> 01:16:48,765
to leave my position.

1145
01:16:48,765 --> 01:16:49,933
Why do you ask?

1146
01:16:49,933 --> 01:16:51,401
The ice cream man's
getting excited,

1147
01:16:51,401 --> 01:16:52,736
he keeps transmitting.

1148
01:16:52,736 --> 01:16:55,005
Oh, well just
stay where you are,

1149
01:16:55,005 --> 01:16:56,607
I'll tell you when to leave.

1150
01:16:56,607 --> 01:16:58,542
Thanks a lot.

1151
01:16:58,542 --> 01:16:59,943
You're welcome.

1152
01:17:02,547 --> 01:17:04,682
Would you like a hot dog sir?

1153
01:17:04,682 --> 01:17:05,617
Smashing.

1154
01:17:18,797 --> 01:17:20,199
Get me a hamburger, please.

1155
01:17:20,199 --> 01:17:21,934
Yes sir, coming up.

1156
01:17:24,770 --> 01:17:27,206
Hey, what about my hamburger?

1157
01:17:27,206 --> 01:17:29,042
Oh it's ready in
two seconds, sir.

1158
01:17:29,042 --> 01:17:30,743
Hey, thanks.

1159
01:17:30,743 --> 01:17:32,011
How do you like it?

1160
01:17:32,011 --> 01:17:33,013
Raw.

1161
01:17:33,013 --> 01:17:34,514
That's our specialty, sir.

1162
01:17:34,514 --> 01:17:36,316
Wait a minute, I know nothing!

1163
01:17:38,818 --> 01:17:40,254
Onions?

1164
01:17:40,254 --> 01:17:41,856
I love onions.

1165
01:17:41,856 --> 01:17:42,923
You like tomatoes, sir?

1166
01:17:42,923 --> 01:17:43,924
Yeah, why not?

1167
01:17:43,924 --> 01:17:44,759
Salad?

1168
01:17:44,759 --> 01:17:45,592
Just a touch.

1169
01:17:45,592 --> 01:17:46,827
Little salad.

1170
01:17:47,828 --> 01:17:48,662
Mustard?

1171
01:17:48,662 --> 01:17:49,798
A lot of mustard.

1172
01:17:49,798 --> 01:17:51,232
Lot of mustard.

1173
01:17:53,334 --> 01:17:54,269
Ketchup I take it?

1174
01:17:54,269 --> 01:17:55,871
A lot of ketchup.

1175
01:17:55,871 --> 01:17:58,106
A lot of ketchup.

1176
01:17:58,106 --> 01:17:58,940
You like pepper, sir?

1177
01:17:58,940 --> 01:18:00,175
How'd you guess?

1178
01:18:00,175 --> 01:18:02,077
Oh, lots of pepper.

1179
01:18:05,615 --> 01:18:06,448
Pepper.

1180
01:18:07,917 --> 01:18:09,519
One hamburger, raw.

1181
01:18:10,386 --> 01:18:11,220
Alright.

1182
01:18:12,489 --> 01:18:14,924
Hey, this hamburger stinks.

1183
01:18:16,626 --> 01:18:17,694
Stinks sir?

1184
01:18:17,694 --> 01:18:19,329
That's impossible.

1185
01:18:19,329 --> 01:18:21,765
The meat's our freshest,
it's still alive!

1186
01:18:21,765 --> 01:18:23,133
- Oh yeah?
- Yeah.

1187
01:18:23,133 --> 01:18:24,635
Then you eat it.

1188
01:18:26,870 --> 01:18:27,871
No, don't!

1189
01:18:28,872 --> 01:18:30,408
What's wrong?

1190
01:18:30,408 --> 01:18:34,412
I'm just the lookout, I
only transmit the orders.

1191
01:18:34,412 --> 01:18:36,080
Yeah, K1's orders.

1192
01:18:36,080 --> 01:18:37,648
Yeah, that's right.

1193
01:18:37,648 --> 01:18:39,618
And who told them we were
going to the Seaquarium?

1194
01:18:39,618 --> 01:18:40,719
The Buddha.

1195
01:18:41,853 --> 01:18:42,721
Buddha.

1196
01:18:42,721 --> 01:18:43,788
Another agent.

1197
01:18:43,788 --> 01:18:45,524
We'll make him talk as well.

1198
01:18:45,524 --> 01:18:47,159
Yeah, when we find him.

1199
01:18:47,159 --> 01:18:49,394
In your hotel suite.

1200
01:18:49,394 --> 01:18:50,595
And?

1201
01:18:50,595 --> 01:18:52,797
There's a TV camera
in the statuette.

1202
01:18:52,797 --> 01:18:54,300
And?

1203
01:18:54,300 --> 01:18:56,236
And the desk clerk, the
desk clerk put it there.

1204
01:18:56,236 --> 01:18:57,403
And?

1205
01:18:57,403 --> 01:18:59,572
He's in contact with K1.

1206
01:19:05,211 --> 01:19:06,913
- Got everything straight?
- Yeah.

1207
01:19:06,913 --> 01:19:08,248
- Any problems?
- Nah.

1208
01:19:08,248 --> 01:19:09,149
Only one.

1209
01:19:09,149 --> 01:19:10,150
What?

1210
01:19:10,150 --> 01:19:11,919
That it won't work.

1211
01:19:13,120 --> 01:19:15,122
Just think about
the million bucks.

1212
01:19:15,122 --> 01:19:16,223
It'll work.

1213
01:19:23,264 --> 01:19:26,167
I'd like to go stand
in Niagara Falls.

1214
01:19:26,167 --> 01:19:27,770
I know what you mean.

1215
01:19:27,770 --> 01:19:31,840
To hell with them all,
especially that nosy K1.

1216
01:19:34,343 --> 01:19:36,879
Hey, where'd you put the booze?

1217
01:19:36,879 --> 01:19:39,047
Half hour in the shower.

1218
01:19:42,851 --> 01:19:44,821
Oh, I didn't see it.

1219
01:20:04,709 --> 01:20:06,211
Hey, you want a drink?

1220
01:20:06,211 --> 01:20:07,578
First a shower,

1221
01:20:07,578 --> 01:20:09,180
then I'm gonna down
that whole bottle

1222
01:20:09,180 --> 01:20:11,316
and probably follow
it up with another.

1223
01:20:11,316 --> 01:20:12,150
Huh.

1224
01:20:15,922 --> 01:20:19,591
I was thinking about
that guy at the desk.

1225
01:20:19,591 --> 01:20:21,661
I can't hear
you, what'd you say?

1226
01:20:21,661 --> 01:20:23,329
The guy at the desk!

1227
01:20:23,329 --> 01:20:25,297
Can you believe it?

1228
01:20:25,297 --> 01:20:28,200
We'll make him
talk, just you wait and see.

1229
01:20:28,200 --> 01:20:30,502
Right, and he's
lead us straight

1230
01:20:30,502 --> 01:20:31,403
to that nut's bunkhouse.

1231
01:20:36,009 --> 01:20:37,445
May I help you?

1232
01:20:37,445 --> 01:20:39,613
Get lost, and fast.

1233
01:21:09,980 --> 01:21:11,447
Got a problem?

1234
01:21:11,447 --> 01:21:15,351
Yeah, oh no, I must have
left my steering wheel

1235
01:21:16,786 --> 01:21:17,853
in the office.

1236
01:21:17,853 --> 01:21:19,355
Yeah, happens sometimes.

1237
01:21:19,355 --> 01:21:22,793
I can't imagine
where my mind is, well,

1238
01:21:23,760 --> 01:21:25,863
if you'll excuse me.

1239
01:21:25,863 --> 01:21:26,697
No.

1240
01:21:27,865 --> 01:21:28,699
- No?
- No.

1241
01:21:30,001 --> 01:21:31,502
Has he talked yet?

1242
01:21:31,502 --> 01:21:33,470
No, he's a real tough nut.

1243
01:21:33,470 --> 01:21:35,472
Needs persuading, huh?

1244
01:21:44,182 --> 01:21:47,586
In your report, say he
was cut up by a train

1245
01:21:47,586 --> 01:21:49,387
as he tried to escape.

1246
01:21:49,387 --> 01:21:50,789
Real messy.

1247
01:21:50,789 --> 01:21:52,324
No, please, wait!

1248
01:21:52,324 --> 01:21:53,860
You gonna talk?

1249
01:21:53,860 --> 01:21:57,063
Well how can I talk if
you don't ask me anything?

1250
01:21:57,063 --> 01:21:59,198
Who's K1, where is he?

1251
01:21:59,198 --> 01:22:01,601
- Oh, you mean...
- Yeah.

1252
01:22:01,601 --> 01:22:03,169
Oh I have no idea, I can't...

1253
01:22:03,169 --> 01:22:06,105
We already know
that, and then?

1254
01:22:06,105 --> 01:22:08,708
Look, I don't know who
or where he is, I swear it.

1255
01:22:08,708 --> 01:22:09,944
He calls me!

1256
01:22:09,944 --> 01:22:12,413
You'll have to do
better than that.

1257
01:22:12,413 --> 01:22:15,783
- Mr. Spider, Mr.
- Spider and his lady,

1258
01:22:15,783 --> 01:22:17,385
they know where he is!

1259
01:22:17,385 --> 01:22:19,587
I think he means
shifty in the van.

1260
01:22:19,587 --> 01:22:21,289
- Oh, Wonder Woman.
- And?

1261
01:22:21,289 --> 01:22:23,258
They're the closest to him!

1262
01:22:23,258 --> 01:22:25,526
Mr. Spider is his
chief of security.

1263
01:22:25,526 --> 01:22:26,762
And?

1264
01:22:26,762 --> 01:22:28,264
And the Buffalo
Bill shooting club,

1265
01:22:28,264 --> 01:22:29,665
they go there every
morning to practice!

1266
01:22:29,665 --> 01:22:30,900
And?

1267
01:22:30,900 --> 01:22:34,670
In a big blue Olds,
it's a 1982, 1980, blue!

1268
01:22:34,670 --> 01:22:35,604
And?

1269
01:22:35,604 --> 01:22:37,974
Its license plate is ZSG255.

1270
01:22:44,748 --> 01:22:46,383
Not bad.

1271
01:22:46,383 --> 01:22:48,451
Yes, I usually aim
between the eyes.

1272
01:23:04,068 --> 01:23:07,506
Honest Mr. Spider,
I didn't say a word!

1273
01:23:08,773 --> 01:23:10,274
Idiot, let's go.

1274
01:23:14,513 --> 01:23:15,348
Go!

1275
01:23:33,334 --> 01:23:34,268
Got them.

1276
01:23:40,907 --> 01:23:41,908
Anyone following us?

1277
01:23:41,908 --> 01:23:43,477
I don't think so.

1278
01:23:49,417 --> 01:23:52,687
There they are, it's
them, hit the gas.

1279
01:23:59,527 --> 01:24:00,963
Go that way.

1280
01:24:00,963 --> 01:24:02,630
To the hidden ranch.

1281
01:24:04,567 --> 01:24:08,572
Come on Doug, let's get
this show on the road.

1282
01:24:50,949 --> 01:24:53,453
Well that's the end of that.

1283
01:24:55,622 --> 01:24:57,590
This is Spider speaking, sir.

1284
01:24:57,590 --> 01:24:59,259
I'm delighted to
say I just witnessed

1285
01:24:59,259 --> 01:25:02,562
those two burn in that
monstrosity of a car.

1286
01:25:02,562 --> 01:25:03,630
Congratulations.

1287
01:25:03,630 --> 01:25:04,464
Thank you sir.

1288
01:25:04,464 --> 01:25:05,398
Come on in.

1289
01:25:05,398 --> 01:25:07,000
Yes, we'll come right over.

1290
01:25:07,000 --> 01:25:07,835
Let's go.

1291
01:25:21,950 --> 01:25:24,052
Steinberg, sir.

1292
01:25:24,052 --> 01:25:25,387
Oh, Steinberg.

1293
01:25:26,388 --> 01:25:27,890
Steinberg?

1294
01:25:27,890 --> 01:25:29,124
Steinberg, where are you?

1295
01:25:29,124 --> 01:25:30,359
We've been looking
everywhere for you!

1296
01:25:30,359 --> 01:25:31,461
What do you mean where am I?

1297
01:25:31,461 --> 01:25:33,429
You know where I am, sir.

1298
01:25:33,429 --> 01:25:36,899
Listen, we found out a way
to break into the gang.

1299
01:25:36,899 --> 01:25:38,568
I gotta know where Mason is.

1300
01:25:38,568 --> 01:25:40,002
Well that's impossible.

1301
01:25:40,002 --> 01:25:41,137
The satellite is out!

1302
01:25:41,137 --> 01:25:42,373
What?

1303
01:25:42,373 --> 01:25:44,975
It exploded,
we don't even know how.

1304
01:25:44,975 --> 01:25:46,343
Oh great.

1305
01:25:46,343 --> 01:25:47,944
Steinberg, Stein!

1306
01:25:56,820 --> 01:25:59,224
So, they're at the hotel, eh?

1307
01:26:00,792 --> 01:26:04,929
They must have left when
I went to get the pistachio.

1308
01:26:04,929 --> 01:26:06,898
The pistachio?

1309
01:26:06,898 --> 01:26:08,333
I ran out, sir.

1310
01:26:09,567 --> 01:26:10,402
Oh.

1311
01:26:14,373 --> 01:26:15,808
- Hi officers.
- Hi.

1312
01:26:15,808 --> 01:26:17,510
Can we help you, man?

1313
01:26:17,510 --> 01:26:20,814
Yeah, I need
one of your bikes.

1314
01:26:20,814 --> 01:26:25,351
That one or would you
rather have that one?

1315
01:26:25,351 --> 01:26:27,553
It doesn't matter,
either one, I'm in a hurry.

1316
01:26:27,553 --> 01:26:30,658
Oh hey hey hey, wait a
minute, I need a receipt first.

1317
01:26:30,658 --> 01:26:31,491
Oh.

1318
01:26:34,662 --> 01:26:36,263
You need anything else sir?

1319
01:26:36,263 --> 01:26:40,901
Yeah, a blue Olds, license
plate Florida ZSG255.

1320
01:26:40,901 --> 01:26:42,436
Been looking for it for a while.

1321
01:26:42,436 --> 01:26:45,940
Well we haven't seen it
but I'll put out an APB.

1322
01:26:45,940 --> 01:26:47,509
Hey, there it is!

1323
01:26:51,747 --> 01:26:52,948
Hey, he found it.

1324
01:26:52,948 --> 01:26:54,816
He sure knows his job.

1325
01:26:54,816 --> 01:26:57,486
- That's really some eye.
- Shit.

1326
01:26:59,521 --> 01:27:00,956
Hi.

1327
01:27:00,956 --> 01:27:02,090
Hi.

1328
01:27:02,090 --> 01:27:04,261
Why didn't you take your time?

1329
01:27:04,261 --> 01:27:06,429
I was enjoying it in here.

1330
01:27:13,836 --> 01:27:16,773
Luck ran out at last, huh?

1331
01:27:16,773 --> 01:27:18,408
He's my partner, Doug!

1332
01:27:18,408 --> 01:27:19,343
Hey Doug!

1333
01:27:21,279 --> 01:27:22,113
Hi.

1334
01:27:35,227 --> 01:27:36,661
Oh, I did that.

1335
01:27:38,097 --> 01:27:41,734
I thought I'd make it look,
you know, more realistic.

1336
01:27:47,172 --> 01:27:48,507
Good thinking.

1337
01:27:50,275 --> 01:27:52,613
Well, where are our friends?

1338
01:28:09,797 --> 01:28:11,866
This is weird, the
parking lot's packed

1339
01:28:11,866 --> 01:28:14,669
but where are the people?

1340
01:28:25,614 --> 01:28:28,684
This is getting
crazier by the minute.

1341
01:28:28,684 --> 01:28:31,620
Well when you gotta
go, you gotta go.

1342
01:28:31,620 --> 01:28:33,522
That's quite a thought.

1343
01:28:44,734 --> 01:28:46,670
I bet it's the
best john in town.

1344
01:28:46,670 --> 01:28:48,405
Well maybe.

1345
01:28:48,405 --> 01:28:50,674
Let's hope they do it
this time, I really mean it.

1346
01:28:50,674 --> 01:28:52,910
Yes, I'm sure
everything will work out.

1347
01:28:52,910 --> 01:28:54,378
I don't think I could
bear another wait.

1348
01:28:54,378 --> 01:28:57,916
I've been looking forward
to this for so long.

1349
01:28:57,916 --> 01:29:00,385
Oh there's no need for you
two to sit down, it's alright.

1350
01:29:00,385 --> 01:29:01,887
Well if you'll excuse us.

1351
01:29:01,887 --> 01:29:04,122
Yes, I'm afraid
it's our moment of truth.

1352
01:29:04,122 --> 01:29:05,824
I like it
here by the window.

1353
01:29:05,824 --> 01:29:07,125
Goodbye dear.

1354
01:29:07,125 --> 01:29:08,393
Oh honey, please be careful.

1355
01:29:08,393 --> 01:29:10,261
- Oh isn't it exciting?
- Darling?

1356
01:29:10,261 --> 01:29:13,500
We wish we could be with
you in your moment of truth.

1357
01:29:13,500 --> 01:29:14,967
Yes.

1358
01:29:14,967 --> 01:29:16,803
I know you do dear
but you'll have to be patient.

1359
01:29:16,803 --> 01:29:18,337
When will
we see you again?

1360
01:29:18,337 --> 01:29:20,072
We'll be finished
by noon tomorrow.

1361
01:29:20,072 --> 01:29:22,975
Oh I wish I could be
there to hold your hand.

1362
01:29:22,975 --> 01:29:24,511
- Good luck!
- Good luck!

1363
01:29:24,511 --> 01:29:26,513
- Thank you.
- Good luck!

1364
01:29:28,348 --> 01:29:30,951
- Keep in touch with us!
- We will.

1365
01:29:30,951 --> 01:29:32,920
- Good luck, goodbye.
- Goodbye.

1366
01:29:32,920 --> 01:29:33,754
Bye.

1367
01:29:35,323 --> 01:29:38,592
Oh I do hope they do
it this time, I hope so.

1368
01:29:38,592 --> 01:29:40,828
They've been waiting so long.

1369
01:29:40,828 --> 01:29:43,531
They deserve
success, I mean the way

1370
01:29:43,531 --> 01:29:45,734
they dedicate their lives to it.

1371
01:29:45,734 --> 01:29:47,902
Yes, lesser
men would have given up.

1372
01:29:47,902 --> 01:29:49,171
Oh I know!

1373
01:29:49,171 --> 01:29:50,472
Oh yes, they are
extraordinary men.

1374
01:29:50,472 --> 01:29:51,640
They have
a mission in life.

1375
01:29:51,640 --> 01:29:53,608
Yes,
truly such courage.

1376
01:29:53,608 --> 01:29:56,678
Oh I hope they do.

1377
01:30:18,469 --> 01:30:20,371
Pretty hard to believe.

1378
01:30:20,371 --> 01:30:21,539
You said it.

1379
01:30:22,840 --> 01:30:26,010
They didn't just
vanish into thin air.

1380
01:30:27,979 --> 01:30:28,813
Hey.

1381
01:30:39,825 --> 01:30:41,927
Ah, check the cubicles.

1382
01:30:45,964 --> 01:30:47,233
Nothing here.

1383
01:30:49,468 --> 01:30:50,970
Eh, nothing there.

1384
01:30:52,672 --> 01:30:53,673
I don't know.

1385
01:30:53,673 --> 01:30:56,343
Maybe they went in the ladies.

1386
01:31:01,481 --> 01:31:02,316
Hey.

1387
01:31:02,316 --> 01:31:03,150
What?

1388
01:31:03,150 --> 01:31:04,151
It's locked!

1389
01:31:07,688 --> 01:31:09,557
Hey, the wall!

1390
01:31:34,050 --> 01:31:36,252
I wish I knew where we were.

1391
01:31:36,252 --> 01:31:39,088
We're in a moving john.

1392
01:31:39,088 --> 01:31:40,023
Let's go.

1393
01:31:51,535 --> 01:31:53,804
Magic fingers, you first.

1394
01:31:59,411 --> 01:32:01,513
What are you stopping for?

1395
01:32:05,950 --> 01:32:07,752
Some elevator.

1396
01:32:07,752 --> 01:32:08,753
How do you like that?

1397
01:32:08,753 --> 01:32:09,588
A ship.

1398
01:32:23,904 --> 01:32:27,307
This is the end of
the line, gentlemen.

1399
01:32:29,276 --> 01:32:34,181
I do hope you weren't
inconvenienced in
any way coming here.

1400
01:32:34,181 --> 01:32:35,850
Ha, not at all.

1401
01:32:35,850 --> 01:32:37,351
This way please.

1402
01:32:44,627 --> 01:32:49,131
- Ah, Mr. Mason and Mr.
- Steinberg, I suppose.

1403
01:32:49,131 --> 01:32:50,533
You suppose right.

1404
01:32:50,533 --> 01:32:52,835
Welcome aboard The
Future, gentlemen.

1405
01:32:52,835 --> 01:32:53,969
Nice boat, huh?

1406
01:32:53,969 --> 01:32:55,471
Please gentlemen, sit down,

1407
01:32:55,471 --> 01:32:58,541
make yourselves at
home here, please.

1408
01:33:10,287 --> 01:33:12,489
It's not bad this little tub.

1409
01:33:12,489 --> 01:33:14,057
It's only a toy, really.

1410
01:33:14,057 --> 01:33:16,593
By the way, what
does K1 stand for?

1411
01:33:16,593 --> 01:33:19,029
Nothing, absolutely nothing.

1412
01:33:19,029 --> 01:33:21,799
K1, I love the sound
of it, it suits me.

1413
01:33:21,799 --> 01:33:23,968
It's kind of mysterious,
don't you think?

1414
01:33:23,968 --> 01:33:25,603
Oh sure.

1415
01:33:25,603 --> 01:33:27,338
My compliments, gentlemen.

1416
01:33:27,338 --> 01:33:29,307
You not only
frustrated my attempts

1417
01:33:29,307 --> 01:33:32,310
to assassinate you, but
you invaded the very heart

1418
01:33:32,310 --> 01:33:34,646
of my organization.

1419
01:33:34,646 --> 01:33:37,917
I had no idea that the
Central Intelligence Agency

1420
01:33:37,917 --> 01:33:39,919
had men of your caliber.

1421
01:33:41,320 --> 01:33:44,323
Well, if it'll make you
feel better we didn't either.

1422
01:33:44,323 --> 01:33:46,325
Eh, come on over here.

1423
01:33:48,127 --> 01:33:49,629
Alright, get lost.

1424
01:33:53,734 --> 01:33:57,905
Gentlemen, I've decided to
offer you an alternative.

1425
01:33:58,906 --> 01:34:00,908
As a matter of fact two choices.

1426
01:34:00,908 --> 01:34:02,209
That's real generous.

1427
01:34:02,209 --> 01:34:04,311
The first one, you die.

1428
01:34:06,681 --> 01:34:09,283
Can't wait to
hear the second one.

1429
01:34:09,283 --> 01:34:13,354
The second
choice, you work for me.

1430
01:34:13,354 --> 01:34:14,956
Huh.

1431
01:34:14,956 --> 01:34:18,259
Well not to be difficult
but before I go over

1432
01:34:18,259 --> 01:34:22,632
to the opposition, I would
like, I mean we would like

1433
01:34:22,632 --> 01:34:25,401
to know a little
about your plans.

1434
01:34:25,401 --> 01:34:28,003
In the not too distant
future, gentlemen,

1435
01:34:28,003 --> 01:34:30,340
I, K1, shall rule the world.

1436
01:34:31,774 --> 01:34:34,944
Don't you think that maybe
you should work up to it?

1437
01:34:34,944 --> 01:34:37,213
No, not at all, no.

1438
01:34:37,213 --> 01:34:39,116
You got an ambitious
project there.

1439
01:34:39,116 --> 01:34:42,053
As you know gentlemen,
the space shuttle will be

1440
01:34:42,053 --> 01:34:44,421
taking off from the
Cape in just a matter

1441
01:34:44,421 --> 01:34:46,190
of a few hours.

1442
01:34:46,190 --> 01:34:48,725
Well, so far we're with you.

1443
01:34:48,725 --> 01:34:50,194
Then?

1444
01:34:50,194 --> 01:34:52,063
10 seconds after launching
a missile will be fired

1445
01:34:52,063 --> 01:34:53,931
from one of my atomic submarines

1446
01:34:53,931 --> 01:34:56,902
stationed off the
coast of Florida.

1447
01:34:56,902 --> 01:35:00,672
It will intercept the
shuttle precisely seven miles

1448
01:35:00,672 --> 01:35:02,674
above the Cape.

1449
01:35:02,674 --> 01:35:05,978
The explosion will be
carried live via television

1450
01:35:05,978 --> 01:35:07,746
all over the world!

1451
01:35:09,514 --> 01:35:11,584
The missile will be
carrying a deadly warhead,

1452
01:35:11,584 --> 01:35:12,518
the K bomb.

1453
01:35:14,588 --> 01:35:17,724
It will intercept the
shuttle, explode on contact

1454
01:35:17,724 --> 01:35:20,159
spreading a deadly
cloud of radiation

1455
01:35:20,159 --> 01:35:22,562
all over the entire planet.

1456
01:35:22,562 --> 01:35:24,363
The K bomb is the most
formidable deadly weapon

1457
01:35:24,363 --> 01:35:27,267
ever conceived by
the human brain.

1458
01:35:27,267 --> 01:35:30,170
It will conserve
both men and things

1459
01:35:30,170 --> 01:35:34,375
but the mind will be
wiped clean of the number.

1460
01:35:34,375 --> 01:35:36,010
Number, what number?

1461
01:35:36,010 --> 01:35:37,077
All of them.

1462
01:35:37,077 --> 01:35:39,280
Each and every one of them.

1463
01:35:39,280 --> 01:35:40,548
All of them?

1464
01:35:40,548 --> 01:35:41,949
Yes, all of them.

1465
01:35:41,949 --> 01:35:44,152
The idea of numbers
will disappear.

1466
01:35:44,152 --> 01:35:47,689
Without them the world
will come to a halt!

1467
01:35:47,689 --> 01:35:50,759
Calculators will vomit out
indecipherable gibberish.

1468
01:35:50,759 --> 01:35:53,095
Measurements will lose
all their meaning.

1469
01:35:53,095 --> 01:35:54,763
There will be chaos.

1470
01:36:04,741 --> 01:36:06,409
Do you think this is a dream?

1471
01:36:06,409 --> 01:36:09,079
Maybe it is for
you, but not for me.

1472
01:36:09,079 --> 01:36:11,281
Then there's no way out.

1473
01:36:11,281 --> 01:36:14,785
Either we go along
with the guy or we die.

1474
01:36:16,254 --> 01:36:18,790
Imagine a world
without numbers.

1475
01:36:18,790 --> 01:36:21,525
Baseball games without scores.

1476
01:36:21,525 --> 01:36:22,360
I can't.

1477
01:36:25,764 --> 01:36:28,099
What about the telephone?

1478
01:36:28,099 --> 01:36:30,368
How do you make a
call without a number?

1479
01:36:30,368 --> 01:36:31,803
Means you can't call
out for Chinese!

1480
01:36:31,803 --> 01:36:34,974
Right, or order two Big Macs.

1481
01:36:34,974 --> 01:36:36,876
Two, why not 10, 100?

1482
01:36:40,345 --> 01:36:42,682
Or, uh, enjoy the million.

1483
01:36:47,520 --> 01:36:49,523
What million
you talking about?

1484
01:36:49,523 --> 01:36:50,891
What do you mean what million?

1485
01:36:50,891 --> 01:36:52,526
Our million.

1486
01:36:52,526 --> 01:36:55,562
Our million is our million.

1487
01:36:55,562 --> 01:36:57,698
A million dollars is
always a million dollars.

1488
01:37:00,767 --> 01:37:01,735
Or isn't it?

1489
01:37:08,710 --> 01:37:09,544
Puff.

1490
01:37:11,679 --> 01:37:12,514
Puff.

1491
01:37:30,633 --> 01:37:33,302
Feed him, take him for a walk.

1492
01:37:34,671 --> 01:37:39,276
Observe gentlemen, the
space shuttle at Canaveral.

1493
01:37:39,276 --> 01:37:41,478
My atomic submarine.

1494
01:37:41,478 --> 01:37:43,347
The Future Two.

1495
01:37:43,347 --> 01:37:45,215
Operations Houston.

1496
01:37:45,215 --> 01:37:48,152
Oh how I'd love to
see their faces.

1497
01:37:50,020 --> 01:37:52,457
And now the marvel
of all marvels.

1498
01:37:52,457 --> 01:37:53,458
Your finger, sir?

1499
01:37:53,458 --> 01:37:54,292
Ah!

1500
01:37:55,561 --> 01:37:58,697
When they finish the
countdown on the shuttle

1501
01:37:58,697 --> 01:38:01,967
my submarine will
start its countdown.

1502
01:38:01,967 --> 01:38:05,236
10 seconds, and after
those fateful 10 seconds

1503
01:38:05,236 --> 01:38:07,239
I will push this button.

1504
01:38:08,374 --> 01:38:12,579
A sublime gesture that
will place me, K1,

1505
01:38:12,579 --> 01:38:13,980
amongst the gods.

1506
01:38:15,415 --> 01:38:19,119
Well gentlemen, are you with
me or are you against me?

1507
01:38:19,119 --> 01:38:19,952
Well.

1508
01:38:21,154 --> 01:38:22,989
For the time being
we're still with us

1509
01:38:22,989 --> 01:38:25,392
but there's a good chance
we'll swing with you.

1510
01:38:25,392 --> 01:38:27,928
Let me warn you, you
don't have much time.

1511
01:38:27,928 --> 01:38:29,397
A little bit more than a minute.

1512
01:38:35,736 --> 01:38:37,271
Sit next to me.

1513
01:38:37,271 --> 01:38:38,940
- Hey thanks.
- Yeah.

1514
01:38:47,983 --> 01:38:50,519
Hey, don't touch that button.

1515
01:38:50,519 --> 01:38:52,855
No no, I won't sir.

1516
01:38:52,855 --> 01:38:55,057
We've made contact
with Future Two sir.

1517
01:38:55,057 --> 01:38:56,525
Fantastic.

1518
01:38:56,525 --> 01:38:58,327
Houston's
continuing countdown.

1519
01:38:58,327 --> 01:39:00,030
30 seconds to launch now.

1520
01:39:00,030 --> 01:39:02,032
19, 18, 17.

1521
01:39:03,800 --> 01:39:05,301
17.

1522
01:39:05,301 --> 01:39:08,371
16,
15, 14, 13, 12, 11.

1523
01:39:13,076 --> 01:39:14,945
This is Future Two, sir.

1524
01:39:14,945 --> 01:39:17,148
30 seconds to
launch our missile.

1525
01:39:17,148 --> 01:39:21,152
10, nine,
eight, seven, six, five,

1526
01:39:24,689 --> 01:39:28,025
four, three, two,
one, we have ignition.

1527
01:39:37,170 --> 01:39:39,005
Last shuttle launch.

1528
01:39:44,710 --> 01:39:46,980
Our missile's already in
the free burn stage, sir.

1529
01:39:46,980 --> 01:39:48,548
Perfect.

1530
01:39:48,548 --> 01:39:51,819
10 seconds until the launch
of my missile, gentlemen.

1531
01:39:55,890 --> 01:40:00,060
Nine, eight,
seven, five, six, six, five.

1532
01:40:03,330 --> 01:40:04,165
What?

1533
01:40:05,200 --> 01:40:06,601
Five or six?

1534
01:40:06,601 --> 01:40:07,603
I hear seven.

1535
01:40:07,603 --> 01:40:10,105
Me two, me two I hear two!

1536
01:40:10,105 --> 01:40:11,539
Wait a minute!

1537
01:40:11,539 --> 01:40:14,275
Three or four I gotta know!

1538
01:40:14,275 --> 01:40:16,044
He said four!

1539
01:40:16,044 --> 01:40:17,779
Four, are you sure?

1540
01:40:19,981 --> 01:40:21,183
What's going on here?

1541
01:40:21,183 --> 01:40:22,952
Hey press the
button, this button!

1542
01:40:22,952 --> 01:40:24,521
I can't, oh yeah!

1543
01:40:46,777 --> 01:40:50,948
Hey sir, almost, you missed
it by one or two inches.

1544
01:40:55,754 --> 01:40:57,422
Don't take it too hard sir.

1545
01:40:57,422 --> 01:40:59,458
Everybody makes
mistakes, I mean,

1546
01:40:59,458 --> 01:41:01,493
everybody makes mistakes.

1547
01:41:03,228 --> 01:41:05,297
I mean, I'm all choked up.

1548
01:41:05,297 --> 01:41:07,566
You're a ventriloquist.

1549
01:41:07,566 --> 01:41:09,970
You're a goddamn ventriloquist!

1550
01:41:09,970 --> 01:41:10,971
Me?

1551
01:41:10,971 --> 01:41:11,872
- Sir.
- Yes.

1552
01:41:13,706 --> 01:41:15,375
You said one when it
should have been two!

1553
01:41:15,375 --> 01:41:16,509
That's what he is, he's...

1554
01:41:16,509 --> 01:41:17,310
- Sir may I be excused?
- Shame on you.

1555
01:41:17,310 --> 01:41:18,511
May I be excused sir?

1556
01:41:18,511 --> 01:41:20,847
Yes, you may
be, wait a minute.

1557
01:41:20,847 --> 01:41:21,782
Get 'em!

1558
01:41:21,782 --> 01:41:23,784
Go, grab 'em, grab 'em!

1559
01:41:40,201 --> 01:41:41,035
Whoa!

1560
01:42:16,841 --> 01:42:18,877
No, ladies first.

1561
01:42:18,877 --> 01:42:20,211
No, after you.

1562
01:42:24,049 --> 01:42:25,616
I'll see you later.

1563
01:42:30,790 --> 01:42:31,791
Turn around.

1564
01:42:34,060 --> 01:42:35,728
You're a lady, I
don't hit ladies.

1565
01:42:37,229 --> 01:42:38,230
You hear me?

1566
01:42:39,365 --> 01:42:40,933
I don't hit ladies.

1567
01:42:42,769 --> 01:42:47,675
Hey Doug, don't just stand
there, buy her some flowers.

1568
01:42:47,675 --> 01:42:49,109
She wants you to kiss her.

1569
01:42:49,109 --> 01:42:50,210
You're next, buddy.

1570
01:42:50,210 --> 01:42:51,244
Thanks a lot.

1571
01:42:55,649 --> 01:42:57,385
- Get up.
- Some hook.

1572
01:42:58,586 --> 01:42:59,653
Now what?

1573
01:42:59,653 --> 01:43:02,290
- I'll tell you what!
-

1574
01:43:02,290 --> 01:43:06,461
Hey Doug, I'm gonna split.

1575
01:43:14,836 --> 01:43:16,004
Hey!

1576
01:43:16,004 --> 01:43:18,407
That's for beating
up blue eyes.

1577
01:43:18,407 --> 01:43:19,509
Get that bastard!

1578
01:43:22,445 --> 01:43:25,281
Get him, get him, you too!

1579
01:43:25,281 --> 01:43:26,349
Oh, me too?

1580
01:43:53,111 --> 01:43:54,613
Let go, it's me!

1581
01:43:56,982 --> 01:43:58,283
Can't you see it's me?

1582
01:43:59,652 --> 01:44:00,719
I come with a mop.

1583
01:44:00,719 --> 01:44:01,620
- A mop?
- Come on, let's go.

1584
01:44:01,620 --> 01:44:02,788
- Okay.
- Yeah.

1585
01:44:04,089 --> 01:44:06,492
Hey Spider, get over here!

1586
01:44:06,492 --> 01:44:07,526
- Yes sir.
- You lost 'em!

1587
01:44:07,526 --> 01:44:08,528
Where the hell?

1588
01:44:08,528 --> 01:44:09,696
Get out there!

1589
01:44:13,733 --> 01:44:15,469
Make believe you're hitting me

1590
01:44:15,469 --> 01:44:17,504
and I'll yell for help.

1591
01:44:26,381 --> 01:44:28,283
Make believe!

1592
01:44:32,320 --> 01:44:33,254
Help, help!

1593
01:44:37,225 --> 01:44:38,626
Get him, get him!

1594
01:44:40,061 --> 01:44:43,900
Get that punk, he's in there,
in there, in there, get him.

1595
01:44:51,740 --> 01:44:53,910
Come on, get outta here.

1596
01:44:54,811 --> 01:44:55,644
Your mop.

1597
01:44:58,782 --> 01:45:00,283
Did you find 'em?

1598
01:45:00,283 --> 01:45:02,252
Well come on, they
just didn't disappear.

1599
01:45:02,252 --> 01:45:03,520
Why can't you find 'em?

1600
01:45:03,520 --> 01:45:04,755
Get down there!

1601
01:45:04,755 --> 01:45:07,290
I gotta find 'em,
get down there!

1602
01:45:08,491 --> 01:45:09,593
Where are they?

1603
01:45:09,593 --> 01:45:11,495
We can't find them.

1604
01:45:11,495 --> 01:45:12,563
How dare you!

1605
01:45:14,499 --> 01:45:16,134
You bastard!

1606
01:45:16,134 --> 01:45:17,969
What the
hell is going on?

1607
01:45:17,969 --> 01:45:19,370
They touched my ass!

1608
01:45:19,370 --> 01:45:20,872
Who cares?

1609
01:45:20,872 --> 01:45:24,443
I don't give a damn about
your butt, god help me.

1610
01:45:25,944 --> 01:45:27,512
What are you doing?

1611
01:45:30,350 --> 01:45:31,183
Spider!

1612
01:45:32,084 --> 01:45:33,919
Cut it out you guys.

1613
01:45:36,456 --> 01:45:37,857
Come back here!

1614
01:45:51,605 --> 01:45:52,639
Take that!

1615
01:45:54,641 --> 01:45:55,476
You too.

1616
01:45:58,379 --> 01:46:01,682
Watch you son of a
bitch, I'm coming down.

1617
01:46:01,682 --> 01:46:03,118
That's a lot of lady.

1618
01:46:03,118 --> 01:46:04,519
Packs a mean right.

1619
01:46:04,519 --> 01:46:05,353
Yeah.

1620
01:46:08,490 --> 01:46:12,660
By the way, how about a
last trip to the john?

1621
01:46:12,660 --> 01:46:14,730
That's a terrific idea.

1622
01:46:15,664 --> 01:46:17,165
Come on, get outta here!

1623
01:46:36,654 --> 01:46:37,822
Shut the door!

1624
01:46:51,203 --> 01:46:54,573
Let's get back to the hotel,
pick up the money and blow.

1625
01:46:54,573 --> 01:46:56,908
Fantastic boys, fantastic!

1626
01:46:57,776 --> 01:46:59,778
I'm really proud of you.

1627
01:47:00,946 --> 01:47:02,714
Even I didn't think
you could pull it off

1628
01:47:02,714 --> 01:47:06,385
after the Boyer
satellite blew up.

1629
01:47:06,385 --> 01:47:07,787
Peeping tom went pop?

1630
01:47:07,787 --> 01:47:09,122
Like a paper bag.

1631
01:47:09,122 --> 01:47:10,723
I'll tell you the truth.

1632
01:47:10,723 --> 01:47:13,360
When Steinberg called me and
asked me for your position

1633
01:47:13,360 --> 01:47:15,896
using the satellite, I
was very embarrassed.

1634
01:47:15,896 --> 01:47:17,865
Well, that's all
water under the bridge,

1635
01:47:17,865 --> 01:47:19,332
let's just forget it.

1636
01:47:19,332 --> 01:47:22,002
Nuh uh, I'm not
forgetting anything.

1637
01:47:22,002 --> 01:47:23,738
And you're right,
you're right Mason.

1638
01:47:23,738 --> 01:47:27,008
Steinberg did a wonderful
job when he found you.

1639
01:47:27,008 --> 01:47:28,342
- Steinberg?
- Yep.

1640
01:47:28,342 --> 01:47:29,243
I had to.

1641
01:47:30,411 --> 01:47:32,346
I couldn't have done
it without my partner.

1642
01:47:32,346 --> 01:47:34,548
Of course!

1643
01:47:34,548 --> 01:47:37,018
Okay, let's just pack
up our things and...

1644
01:47:37,018 --> 01:47:38,086
You don't have to worry.

1645
01:47:38,086 --> 01:47:39,721
That's all been taken care of.

1646
01:47:39,721 --> 01:47:42,157
Credit cards, papers,
the million dollars,

1647
01:47:42,157 --> 01:47:45,561
all been sent back to
where it came from.

1648
01:47:46,696 --> 01:47:48,564
Oh, it's been taken care of?

1649
01:47:48,564 --> 01:47:49,899
Absolutely!

1650
01:47:49,899 --> 01:47:51,534
Great, great.

1651
01:47:51,534 --> 01:47:52,535
I knew it.

1652
01:47:53,803 --> 01:47:55,037
What about these bombs?

1653
01:47:55,037 --> 01:47:57,441
No, we don't have
time for anything.

1654
01:47:57,441 --> 01:48:00,344
You're going to
meet the president.

1655
01:48:01,245 --> 01:48:02,379
The president?

1656
01:48:02,379 --> 01:48:03,647
What president?

1657
01:48:03,647 --> 01:48:05,649
The president of
the United States!

1658
01:48:05,649 --> 01:48:08,552
He has invited you
to spend the weekend

1659
01:48:08,552 --> 01:48:10,787
at Camp David with him.

1660
01:48:10,787 --> 01:48:11,855
No kidding?

1661
01:48:11,855 --> 01:48:12,857
No kidding!

1662
01:48:12,857 --> 01:48:15,260
There's just one small thing.

1663
01:48:17,329 --> 01:48:18,130
Uh, uh.

1664
01:48:22,467 --> 01:48:26,038
I would consider it a
personal favor if you

1665
01:48:27,739 --> 01:48:30,476
didn't mention
the ice cream man.

1666
01:48:33,346 --> 01:48:37,984

and smile and make a fuss

1667
01:48:37,984 --> 01:48:40,553

your bottom dollar

1668
01:48:40,553 --> 01:48:43,823


1669
01:48:43,823 --> 01:48:46,827
Well, if you keep
your mouth shut.

1670
01:48:48,696 --> 01:48:53,000


1671
01:48:53,000 --> 01:48:56,904